Thread: Sick jokes

This one's pretty offensive:

How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend ?






















... shit in her cnut.

What's the difference between a van full of babies and a van full of tennis balls?






















You can't unload tennis balls with a pitch-fork.

badda boom!

A seal walks into a club...

What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?




























A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between Madeline Mcgann and the pope ?










The pope died a virgin.

*gets hat*

*runs for door*

whats 3 foot tall and hates the dark??



































That 8 year old it the boot of my car

Why are African Americans always moving their heads from side to side?






























They learnt early dodging the coat-hanger.

Why do black men have red eyes after sex????????
















































































The pepper spray

whats blackand blue and hates sex?
































a rape victim

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


























Nothing.
You already told her twice.

What's black and tan and looks good on an African American?














































A rottweiler.

You lot are SICK!!!

But keep'em coming - please

What were the ambulance men singing at the scene of Lady Diana's car crash?









































Zipperdy Dodi, zipperdy Di........

There's an old lady on the slab in a funeral home...the junior moritican asks the senior mortician if thats a shrimp between the old lady's legs. The older mortician says, nope, thats her clit.






































The junior mortician replies..."Funny...it tasted like shrimp to me."

What's black, white and red and can't go through a revolving door?













A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What to you call a hundred black men buried up to their heads in dirt?











Afro turf....

What do you get when you cross an Australian with a gorilla?






































A stupid gorilla.

what do you call 12 Italian women in a steam room?









gorillas in the mist

How do you make a baby drink?







Stick it in a blender.

Whats 3 feet high and walks sideways down corridoors?




A baby with a javilline through its head