Don't forego your boxers

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-11-2007, 01:14 PM

I have been a little short staffed over the past week and forced into doing something I had never done before.
Teaching in a kindergarden class of 30 students, 3 classes, 1 hour after the other.

I dreaded the experience being used to big people but have thoroughly enjoyed it.
they have more life and verve than your average thai teenager and are all potential and oomf.
nice to see them before the Thai education system squeezes it from their little brains.

anyway, during my second lesson this morning, right at the beginning of the third chorus of the okey cokey, i have squatted to a particularly raucous scream of "oooooooww the okey cokey", only to feel my trousers split at the hem.
not a little one but a gert biggun.

humiliation.

I spent the remainder of the 3 hours (1.35 hours) sat in a little baby chair unable to stand for fear of exposing a backward view of my balls.

Very uncomfortable, very embarrassing.

Never forget your boxers.

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2007, 01:17 PM

or indeed, ensure that the pants you were are fit sufficiently that you dont split them ya fat bastard!

**AntRobertson** · 13-11-2007, 01:17 PM

'Sex Pervert Exposes Himself to Kindergarten Class. Teacher review Promised' - Bangkok Post 14/11/2007

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2007, 01:19 PM

^ sorry, no rep left to green you!

**Little Chuchok** · 13-11-2007, 01:39 PM

It's 100% illegal to "go commando" in Thailand.You just broke the Law.You should be thrown in jail nooners.Common criminal!

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-11-2007, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by bbigman21

CMN you put on a few Kilos?

only 6 or 7 mate.

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-11-2007, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

It's 100% illegal to "go commando" in Thailand.You just broke the Law.You should be thrown in jail nooners.Common criminal!

was talking about you last night Chuch, with my cat.

"where's that chuchy woochy gone" I said.

nothing at all said she.

where you been mate?

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2007, 01:42 PM

quality pants were they noony?

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-11-2007, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

quality pants were they noony?

actually, yes.

part of my suit that I bought for my wedding from central.

suit in the 7,000 baht range.

**Little Chuchok** · 13-11-2007, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

It's 100% illegal to "go commando" in Thailand.You just broke the Law.You should be thrown in jail nooners.Common criminal!

was talking about you last night Chuch, with my cat.

"where's that chuchy woochy gone" I said.

nothing at all said she.

where you been mate?

What complete arse.The cat would have said something...

Been busy and have a shite internet connection.Getting a better connection tonight...hopefully.

**obsidian** · 13-11-2007, 01:46 PM

teaching little kids can be fun.

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2007, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

quality pants were they noony?

suit in the 7,000 baht range.

how old were they then??

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-11-2007, 01:48 PM

^^^
nice to have you back.

still in mourning?
A few of the other kiwis are channeling their energy into posting here 22 hours a day.

**ChiangMai noon** · 13-11-2007, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by obsidian

teaching little kids can be fun.

indeed.
I had no idea.

absolutely hilarious.
lots of fun.
never would have believed it.

some of them knew more english than most of the adult Thais I know.

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2007, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

What complete arse.The cat would have said something...

g'day mate, good to see yah back online

**phunphin** · 13-11-2007, 03:07 PM

I haven't worn boxers y-fronts or panties as the wife calls em , for about 2 years, ...must be why the girls next door are a bit leary of me.!!
It's the ONLY freedom i have.!

**barbaro** · 13-11-2007, 10:56 PM

CMN

I never wear underwear in South East Asia. it's too hot and humid. All is does it cause me to sweat from front, to crotch, to back.

Who else wears underwear (when they are wearing trousers for work)?

Who doesn't.

I haven't worn underwear in 7 years.

**Gerbil** · 14-11-2007, 12:39 AM

These may help:

**daveboy** · 14-11-2007, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

view of my balls.

was your left one in & your right one out

**jizzybloke** · 14-11-2007, 01:38 AM

It happened to me once on a bus i was wearing boxers but really baggy ones and had a great big tear in my work jeans, sat sideways in the seat reading a paper and when i looked down it was like a chicken leg hanging out.

**Marmite the Dog** · 14-11-2007, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Who else wears underwear

I do. I'm normal.

**barbaro** · 14-11-2007, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Milkman

Who else wears underwear

I do. I'm normal.

Up to you, but perhaps you should consider going undyless.

More air for the nut-sack to breathe.

**Little Chuchok** · 14-11-2007, 02:05 PM

^I never knew that nuts had lungs?

**Little Chuchok** · 14-11-2007, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

What complete arse.The cat would have said something...

g'day mate, good to see yah back online

Yes,but I am only a shadow of my former self.Haven't had a fcuking drink for 7 fcuking weeks.

**AntRobertson** · 14-11-2007, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Milkman

Who else wears underwear

I do. I'm normal.

Up to you, but perhaps you should consider going undyless.

More air for the nut-sack to breathe.

Boxers - best of both worlds.

Protection from mishaps such as CMN's and enough breathing room for the lads.

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