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Originally Posted by Roc  ^I wonder if they deliver?  |
PRINCE DESMOND OKOTIEBOR ETETE
OGONI PALACE
OGONI KINGDOM.
NIGERIA
I WISH TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU. I AM PRINCE DESMOND OKOTIEBOR ETETE.
THE NEXT HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE STOUT RICH KINGDOM OF THE OGONI
COMMUNITY IN NIGERIA. I HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF GUINNESS PRESENTLY IN THE PALACE.
THE BEER WAS THE RESULT FROM PAYMENT IN KIND THAT WAS PAID TO MY LATE FATHER
BY THE MULTINATIONAL IRISH BREWING COMPANIES THAT ARE MAKING BEERS IN OUR KINGDOM.
DUE TO SOCIAL, POLITICAL ECONOMICAL REASONS THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT IN
POWER IS PERSECUTING OUR KINGDOM BECAUSE OF OUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS,
DRINKING HABITS, SOCIO-POLITICAL FIGHTS AND OUR AGITATION AGAINST SEIZING
OUR BEER BY GOVERNMENT.
AS A RESULT OF OUR KINGDOMS OPPOSITION TO THE PEOPLE IN POWER, THE
FERDERAL ARMY WAS SENT TO OCCUPY OUR KINGDOM. MY LATE FATHER THE KING
AND OUR COMMUNITY SPOKES PERSON AND BREWMASTER; AUTHOR KEN SARO
WIWA WAS KILLED IN THE COURSE OF THE ARMYS BRUTALITY AND OCCUPATION.
CONSEQUENTLY THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS OF THE KINGDOM HAS AGREED AND
DECIDED THAT THESE PRECIOUS BOTTLES MUST BE STORED ABROAD IN ORDER TO SAFE GUARD
THE FUTURE OF THE OGONI KINGDOM. THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT KNOW THAT THIS
HUGE AMOUNT OF BEER IS IN THE PALACE.
I THEREFORE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE AND COOPERATION IN ASSISTING US IN
GETTING THIS BEER OUT OF THE COUNTRY. YOUR PERCENTAGE SHARE OF THE
GUINNESS WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO
ASSIST US.
YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE, FAX AND MOBILE PHONE NUMBERS IS REQUIRED SO
THAT I CAN CONTACT YOU IN ORDER TO ADVICE ON HOW WE ARE GOING TO GET THIS
FUNDS OUT OF THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR COOPERATION. PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR
ASSISTANCE AS A FORM OF HUMANITARIAN SERVICE TO THE KINGDOM. PLEASE SEND
YOUR RESPONSE ON THE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL. ENDEAVOUR TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS
CONFIDENTIAL.
I URGENTLY AWAIT YOUR E-MAIL.
HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON.
MAY JESUS BLESS YOU
BEST REGARDS,
PRINCE DESMOND OKOTIEBOR ETETE.