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    24" Penis

    A elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
    When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight.
    After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
    Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said,
    "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?
    "The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"
    "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
    "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

    "No, it's turned black.
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Why stop at 24'' ? whats wrong with a yard good old 36'' or go metric and stretch it another 3'' !

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    Vagina shrinking is an alternative.

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    Yeah, It maybe long but it's skinny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Vagina shrinking is an alternative.
    wouldn't be surprised if it's on the NHS menu because that was popular a while back in the UK, not sure if it still is or brit guys have evolved long enough to pee without wetting themselves.

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