Mum and dad are visiting Thailand next month. Spending a week in Phuket.
Here's the rub.
Daddy's a retired tycoon with money to burn and wants shoe-licking service. Mum hasn't touched the handles of her well-worn Armani suitcases since purchased last year. No consiegere, no fold-down, no service. Fine wine in frosted glasses, Persian rugs on which to snuff out Cuban Romeos.
I'm a blue-collar burger-eatin' grunt that likes hotels nearest to go-go bars. My wife likes to point out the skankiest hos on the promanade and helps me pick up a few bottles of Leo on our way home (classy broad). We'd steal ashtrays and handtowels if we thought we'd get away.
Askin' pops to spring for both rooms is out of the question (too proud). He's left arrangements up to me.
Q: Seeking a hotel/resort that will feed daddy's ego without breaking my bank ('bout 2000-2500 /nite) . Any suggestions?
PS Don't get me wrong, love 'em both. (wife & skanky hos)
NO, No! mum & pops.


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