Slap visits local shop
Dogs greet slap
Slap cracks a quat
Dogs are all up in Slap's shit
Slap ignores dogs
Dogs are persistent little fuckers
Slap looks for cheap way to make dogs get out of his face
Dogs are supplied with a corn based snack
Slap wonders if he is assisting them with premature expiration
Dogs appear to care not
Slap feels a pang of guilt concerning the recently distributed snack treats
They are positively oozing with saturated fat
Slap supplements the final slurp of ale with a gulp of whiskey
Those little mutts should consider themselves lucky
Or should they?
Approach with caution
This is horrible shit