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    Short Time

    At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

    Which country has the best sex? | The Sun |Woman

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    Does this include foreplay and a fag afterwards? If so it sounds about right.

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    10 minutes, damn, thats long time for me.

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    What the hell are we supposed to do with the other 8 minutes?

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    Two shoves and a spurt, that's me.
    Why can't they charge by the second ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid View Post
    At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.
    Peope are busy here in LOS: eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping.

    We gots stuff to do.

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    It's the ladies! It's not my fault, they are just too damn hot. I'll try next time. Maybe if I think about Margaret Thatcher, naked, on a cold wet morning in Scunthorpe, being shagged up the gary by Nigel Lawson, I could make 5. Maybe. Just maybe.
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    This "study" is not fair. The average is badly dragged down by the J ... eeer, that group group of tourists (in)famous for 4-4-4 !!

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    This city is known as the 'brothel capital of the world', with an estimated 250 knocking shops.

    Read more: Which country has the best sex? | The Sun |Woman

    They obviously didn't bother counting the knocking shops in Bangkok, there's probably about 250 in lower sukhumvit alone. So im told.

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    I should never read this stuff. Shit! I'm not normal, again!




    But I'm not telling you in which categories

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    10 minutes?

    Does that include haggling over the barfine, etc?

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    According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, sex lasts the longest in Brazil, at an average of 30 minutes.
    Right, as we believed them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mid View Post
    [I]At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.
    Really? That sounds like an awfully long time....

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    Pussy here too damn tight, is for me anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    I should never read this stuff. Shit! I'm not normal, again!




    But I'm not telling you in which categories

    Didn't see the second bit first time round!


    (But I'm not telling you in which categories[/QUOTE])

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    Umm,Pui and Pen have no problem in sucking me for 30 mins or even 60 when it's needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    I should never read this stuff. Shit! I'm not normal, again!
    I only made 1.3 minutes looking at your avatar.

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    from same survey . . .

    New Zealand

    Totalling an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime, New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world, a survey reveals.

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    I also average 10 minutes but eight and a half of those are getting my kit off and taping the two lollypop sticks to my dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    Didn't see the second bit first time round!
    That was the point ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_Smith
    I only made 1.3 minutes looking at your avatar.
    She is very pretty, isn't she?

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    The buckets do it for the girls everytime!


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    ^ As usual I'm picking holes...


    I thought Right Said Fred were gay???

    And how come the girls are wearing white, underwired push up bras until the make-up comes off, but then, they're black halter-neck bikini tops?


    I wish I was a man. Men don't notice these things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post

    And how come the girls are wearing white, underwired push up bras until the make-up comes off, but then, they're black halter-neck bikini tops?
    Thats easy NR. Its because.....uh, because...uh.

    Look, they are semi naked women. No further explanation needed or required.

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    Short time, have a nap & go to important meetings like this one:

    In case the link doesn't work, it's 'Handsome Men's Club' on youtube.com

    OK, Not enough posts for the link but worth a watch. It's an american one, Jimmy Kimmel live, so fair warning...

    Enjoy... well the ladies anyway!Truth behind closed doors & all that....

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    I have a video that goes for 62 minutes....home made.

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