Thread: Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham takes her car into a garage to have some dents removed. The mechanic knowing she isn't the brightest girl in the world, decides to play a joke on her. "You don't need me to take those dents out," he says. "Just blow up the exhaust pipe and the metal will pop back into place", he says.

So she takes the car home and tries it. David spots her from the house and shouts "You silly cow! You have to wind the windows up first!"

I'll get my coat...

didn't know you guys had those jokes on the famous pair. Are they that dumb ?

Do Spice Girls shit in the sink?

Maybe it's because I'm Thai, I don't get these jokes.

^ Victoria Beckham is famous for her lack of intelligence, David somewhat less so.

^Less intelligent???

^ Less famous.

I would still fuck her though but it would have to be dirty sex. She is one nasty bitch.

^ She is a little on the slim side, but has a wonderful set of breast implants to make up for it.

^That's high praise in anyone's book, Bfly, I'm sure she'll be happy to hear that.

Dirty Sanchez on her would be great.

I'm trying very hard to understand the humor from the UK.... Very different!

Originally Posted by Butterfly

I would still fuck her though but it would have to be dirty sex. She is one nasty bitch.

Is that because she looks like a katoey?

She kinda reminds me of a plain jane version of Paula Abdul.

Originally Posted by Shagpile Perm

^ She is a little on the slim side, but has a wonderful set of breast implants to make up for it.

David Beckham is celebrating: "57 days, 57 days!" he shouts happily.
Posh asks him why he is celebrating. He answers: "Well, I've done this
jigsaw in only 57 days." "Is that good?" asks Posh. "You bet," says
David. "It says 3 to 5 years on the box."

I can remember that joke in different forms from 20 years ago.

Originally Posted by peterpan

I can remember that joke in different forms from 20 years ago.

How can that be, David would have been about 9 years old at the time.

Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time,
the limo hit the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if
the cow was alright.



"Is it alright?" asked Victoria Beckham.



The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. "No
ma'am, it's dead."



"Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!"



So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he
came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed
up.



"Oh my god, what happened to you?" Victoria exclaimed.



"Well ma'am," explained the driver, "the farmer gave me this bottle
of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love
to me."



"Just what the hell did you say to them?"













"I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow."

All old jokes.

Agree with Sir Burr it really looks masculine!

^ Me, too.
Her nose is weird. Kinda flat and squashy. Her eyebrows don't extend out far enough (sign of a callous person). Strange cheekbones. But her eyes are wide set, albeit squinty, and she has a generous mouth. hehe

Her boobs don't seem to be real but I like 'em.

Looking at a bony rib-cage above a set of breasts, is a turn-off.

I wouldnt mind but would have to be in the back door as too many baby Beckhams have taken there toll on the pussy !