The mrs must've been bartering with some magic beans on her last trip to the market. As oppose to bringing back a kilo of beef or whatever, I was greeted upon my return from work by this fucker..
I first thought it was a cow, jolly good..fresh milk of a morning..but then I saw that it was boasting a rather impressive set of knackers and a couple of horns coming from its bonce..a BULL, what the fuck is one supposed to do with a bull??
All it does, is eat, shit and piss, all in abundance..
I have a new found respect for dairy farmers..they must have one hell of a job keeping a whole farm-full in fodder, let alone clearing up the shite..one is hard enough, starts giving it large with the mooing if it hasn't got enough grass (pretty scary actually)..
It's about 14 months old....
On a more positive note..I'm quite fond of the smell of cow shit.