Thread: Tiger Woods

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.
It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

He'd gone clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.

He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had.

So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash.

He's still below par though.

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars.

Now he has a hole in one.

I reckon Mickelson was in the car since it was driven into the trees.

It's a private matter, but when a celeb is involved, I'm like a monkey.

I always look.

The initial report was BS, so I knew it was boozing or a domestic affair.

Giggles.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods' house and his Escalade?
The white airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.

1. Apparently the police asked Tiger 's wife how many times she hit him.
She said I don 't know exactly, but put me down for a 5.

2. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he
has a hole-in-one.
3. What 's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive
a ball 400 yards.
4. What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing 5. Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn 't
decide between a wood and an iron.
6. Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on
how to beat Tiger.
7. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he
knows.
8. Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn 't fare very well on
the driveway.
9. Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive
a golf ball.
10. Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems.
Apparently, Tiger 's spraying his balls everywhere.
11. It turns out that fixing Tiger 's game and fixing his marriage
both require the same thing: better control over his putter.
12. Why was Tiger 's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round
in Australia.
13. What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence?
TIGER 'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
14. Given Tiger 's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai
affair?
15. Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
family. Cheetah.
16. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell
them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
17. First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger Who are you? And
what are all these trees doing in my living room?
18. What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They 've both
been clubbed by a Norwegian.

Tiger was constantly playing his short irons at home following up with his driver, long irons and finishing with a wedge when he was out of bounds.

What else should a wife do when she was left short of the pin on a gimme!

WHO THE FUCK CARES!

THere's an irony in guys on a Thailand forum discussing the alleged infidelities of another male. It's his private business -- as I said, WHO THE FUCK CARES?