All I want for Christmas...

**chitown** · 01-12-2009, 10:27 PM

If you could get some presents from old Chris Kringle, what is it that you would wish for?

I guess I would take a few stocking stuffers like a Harley Fat Boy, a new juicer, a couple of cases of Baby Ruth bars and 100K US for starters.

How about you?

**Thetyim** · 01-12-2009, 10:43 PM

Hexatech F1 simulator
The Hexatech £120,000 F1 Simulator

**melvbot** · 02-12-2009, 12:28 AM

The wife and other son who are still in Thailand.

Oh and a quad core Mac Pro and a decent motorbike pref Ducati please

**Stinky** · 02-12-2009, 01:18 AM

My daughter from the PI, a woman with no tongue and interchangeable heads, a motor bike that don't crash, the body of Brad Pitt but with my cock (it's a beaut) and a real get out of jail free card

**hooter** · 02-12-2009, 02:44 AM

A Dualit toaster.

**Loy Toy** · 02-12-2009, 02:56 AM

Reliable internet connection!

**BillyBobThai** · 02-12-2009, 02:57 AM

I gave up on Christmas a long time a go. Many American bussines depend on their Christmas sales to carry them through to the next year. This bullshit of Christmas, only drives people to make purchases that they would otherwise have not have made. Jesus, was only a figmant of someones imagiation, and nothing more.
Organized religion, will at some time in the future, be done away with. Good ridiance to bad garbage.

**Loombucket** · 02-12-2009, 04:14 AM

A five foot Philippino babe with no Brothers or Sisters

**daveboy** · 02-12-2009, 04:20 AM

World Peace.

**nedwalk** · 02-12-2009, 05:49 AM

^ what? are you running for miss universe or something?

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-12-2009, 07:24 AM

**S Landreth** · 02-12-2009, 07:39 AM

my dog

**the dogcatcher** · 02-12-2009, 07:53 AM

A five foot Phillipino babe with lots of sisters..... all bi sexual.

**panama hat** · 02-12-2009, 08:23 AM

50kg of Luebecker marzipan . . . without chocolate coating

**AntRobertson** · 02-12-2009, 08:31 AM

Anything less than this and it's the last time the fat focker is getting milk and cookies left out for him by me!

**panama hat** · 02-12-2009, 08:35 AM

At least you're not being unreasonable, Ant

**AntRobertson** · 02-12-2009, 08:37 AM

Well it's not like I'm asking him to bring them down the chimney.

He can leave them in the garage if he likes.

**panama hat** · 02-12-2009, 10:06 AM

Have you thought about the size of his sled????? Be reasonable, please

**AntRobertson** · 02-12-2009, 10:18 AM

Reasonable!? Christmas 1984, all I wanted was a Tamiya remote-controlled car ('the Hornet'). And did I get it, no. And you ask for reasonable!?!

That focker owes me!

**Travelmate** · 02-12-2009, 10:26 AM

Lotus Exige.

**Gipsy** · 02-12-2009, 10:40 AM

Snow... lots of it, and lasting a few days. The whole of Thailand turning white overnight... Just want to see their faces and reactions when they wake up.

**StrontiumDog** · 02-12-2009, 11:05 AM

Be careful what you wish for...

(can you imagine the road traffic accidents

)

I want a 3 holer.....in fact make that twins, who are 3 holers...cheers santa.

**Travelmate** · 02-12-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

I want a 3 holer.....in fact make that twins, who are 3 holers...

Hardly wish material.
Go to Pattaya, enter Soi 6. Mebbe not twins, but use your imagination

**panama hat** · 02-12-2009, 11:08 AM

^^ Do you play golf?

**StrontiumDog** · 02-12-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

I want a 3 holer.....in fact make that twins, who are 3 holers...

Hardly wish material.
Go to Pattaya, enter Soi 6. Mebbe not twins, but use your imagination

If I ever resort to going to soi 6 on christmas day, then I've will have sunk to a level of depravity I didn't know I could attain (and I've tried, believe it).

Anyway, soi 6 cumpipes don't cut it.

3 holing twins. Real deal beaut's. It's my christmas wish, so there! I think I'll send santa a note. It should make it in time, or does he read TD?

He's magic ya know...

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