Thread: The TeakDoor Archives

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Density and poo, now the denser your poo is the better, if your spraying poo out of your bum then it is not dense and you probably are not a happy person, this also goes for internet content suprisingly enough, thats why mkp which is filled with poo is a members only forum, we don't want everybody in the world to see our poo, we are not all Australian expats nawty believe it or not.

So, we need to decide what to do with all our extra poo, we got 1 million + posts, aint nobody in their right mind going to read all of them, so what to do about our poo density?

First we need to define poo in the internet world, poo is a thread that has been up and running for a real long time and got less than say 500 views, I mean if you started a thread 3 years ago and it has 173 views it is poo, yes you may have spent 30 seconds posting the thread but google and yahoo have already said your thread is worthless, they have been saying this for the last 3 years.

So to tighten up the bowels and density of the poo it would probably be a good idea to move these threads that both google and yahoo think are worthless into a seperate forum.

Your suggestions gentleman, ladies and katoeys....

probably a good idea, but there may be threads which received less than 500 views but still contain invaluable information for members and newbies alike, eg in the construction section, where some good advice might get less attention but over a longer term, than say a shitfight in the lounge with 600 or so replies over a few days.
perhaps each subforum should be assesed seperately and a differient "minimum views cutoff point" awarded to each according to the likelyhood of anybody ever actually bothering to ever reference them again, before dumping all the "poo".

then again it might just be simpler to dump poo on a member by member basis, since there are some members who contribute only "poo", or would have say, 13000 posts, but mostly all just shitty three-word comments and jibes............

Originally Posted by dirtydog

of course the issues forum will be changed to the "Tribute to Margret Thatcher Forum" words like bush and black presidents will be put into the swear filter.

Now that ^ is funny, Ohh yes she was a wooooonderful Lady in her day, wonder why there are no statue of her yet with a patch for one eye wildly swinging the dick's she used to squeeze over her head, and her feet firmly planted in the face of some Argentinians and some English union members Nelson gotta feel alone there on Trafalgar.

Could you add the words libbie and racist in the swear filter to, that should cut the mass down drastic in issues.

Seriously Tiscar is right some threads are valuable as reference, the "dense poo" you can pull the chain on like this reply