Thread: Having it off in club toilets...I'm now a member!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

"fucking" someone in a toilet really does not appeal to me - a Car, a bush, a wood, a beach...but somehow a shitter leaves me a bit cold.

I'm with you on this. The bush really appeals to me. I think it goes back to the day my playmate Marilyn asked if I would like to see her "peach". Unfortunately my missus doesn't share my passion for wild country romps. My therapist encourages me not to take it personally.

''Having it off in a Paris toilet somewhere'' - Expect that thread to appear soon --

Yes we're meeting in Paris at the end of the month, me and my naughty cousin.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to "fuck" in a toilet, let alone a "public" toilet, nor can I understand the "thrill" of fucking in an aeroplane toilet, Jesus, they aren't even big enough to have a shit.

I know

those places are so nasty I wouldn't even shit in them

mind you, if a very attractive sexy woman sat next to me on the plane and...

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

''Having it off in a Paris toilet somewhere'' - Expect that thread to appear soon --

Yes we're meeting in Paris at the end of the month, me and my naughty cousin.

When you grow up, you might have yourself a good chuckle when people post on the internet about fucking your daughter in a filthy toilet, how we laughed, guffaw guffaw! It was only a laugh!!!

Good to see you keep it in the family, at least your genes will eventually die out and not pollute the human race!

Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

"fucking" someone in a toilet really does not appeal to me - a Car, a bush, a wood, a beach...but somehow a shitter leaves me a bit cold.

I'm with you on this. The bush really appeals to me. I think it goes back to the day my playmate Marilyn asked if I would like to see her "peach". Unfortunately my missus doesn't share my passion for wild country romps. My therapist encourages me not to take it personally.

Well, whatever lights the candle, but i would draw the line at fucking in a toilet...unless they had champagne and candles and the rest of the works, sorry, toilet fucking does nothing for me!

Give me Mall full of people, like the airport plaza, bent over the escalator, with her mother stroking your balls, now we are talking!

I'd take the bog any day over your senario Miggins, way to bashful

Originally Posted by Sdigit

I'd take the bog any day over your senario Miggins, way to bashful

Well, i guess that's up to you, but I would much rather fuck in a nice clean bed than in a room where everyone shits and pisses, but there you go!

Be careful my love, don't touch that brown stain on the wall and watch out for those yellow drips on the seat... urgg what's that brown thing looking up at me from the bowl....never mind, it is romantic isn't it, despite the smell of piss and SHIT, and is that an old tampax I spy before me...oh boy i reckon i am gonna CUM so hard tonight, oh yes....can yo just give the bog a quick flush as I have a problem cumming on a three day old turd that has turned green, despite the pleasant aroma! Oh Yeah, wasn't that just great for you?

and on the way out!

Hi, how are you, good to meet you, this is my "life partner" we like toilets!

No mate I don't like to fuk in bogs either, but gun to my head, I'd choose bogs over airport escalators any day, all those people staring at my beautiful bum doing its uppy-downy thing is just too much for me.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

No mate I don't like to fuk in bogs either, but gun to my head, I'd choose bogs over airport escalators any day, all those people staring at my beautiful bum doing its uppy-downy thing is just too much for me.

you are a bit shy then? and as for airport escalators....you have to be pretty fucking sick to try that!

Imagine it in Thailand, or asia in general, 'scuse me, stand to the left please..cumming through!

Yes I am, too shy for public displays anyway, 3 in a bed is the biggest audience I'll ever want, or ever need

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Sd, It might be too much for everyone else too!

Yeah your right, old ladies passing out in the rush to get a lookie, young mums fainting, I'd best keep it behind closed doors and just for the lucky few

Thanks, you're all heart

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to "fuck" in a toilet

Last time my Filipino ex came over to catch up she was on the rag and in full flow so we ended up doing it in the bathroom. Her knees got a bit bruised on the tiles though. Aussie plumbing codes require a fully tiled floor with drain in the centre of the floor so you can throw water or whatever around anywhere in the room and it all drains away (think it is the same in Thailand?). Quite a good idea but I don't see why that should mean dispensing with sink over-flow drains which are also still a good idea but are not installed in aussie. Better to have the water drain away through an overflow outlet than pouring all over the floor first.

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to "fuck" in a toilet

Last time my Filipino ex came over to catch up she was on the rag and in full flow so we ended up doing it in the bathroom. Her knees got a bit bruised on the tiles though. Aussie plumbing codes require a fully tiled floor with drain in the centre of the floor so you can throw water or whatever around anywhere in the room and it all drains away (think it is the same in Thailand?). Quite a good idea but I don't see why that should mean dispensing with sink over-flow drains which are also still a good idea but are not installed in aussie. Better to have the water drain away through an overflow outlet than pouring all over the floor first.

Sir, your plumbing expertise leaves me in awe! You should be charging 50 quid an hour plus a 50 quid call out fee!

Originally Posted by Looper

Better to have the water drain away through an overflow outlet than pouring all over the floor first.

That's why we in the civilised world don't have holes in our bathroom floor.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

''Having it off in a Paris toilet somewhere'' - Expect that thread to appear soon --

Yes we're meeting in Paris at the end of the month, me and my naughty cousin.

When you grow up, you might have yourself a good chuckle when people post on the internet about fucking your daughter in a filthy toilet, how we laughed, guffaw guffaw! It was only a laugh!!!

Good to see you keep it in the family, at least your genes will eventually die out and not pollute the human race!

Ooooooooooh I sense a touch of jealousy here.....

I joined the "Mile High" club many years ago with my ex --- in a hotel room in Denver - does this count ????

I suppose it counts, but was it with your cousin?