Thread: An Aussie and a Kiwi

An Aussie and a Kiwi are driving down a road when they suddenly see a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.

They stop the car and, quick as a flash, the Kiwi jumps out, runs over to the sheep, pulls down his trousers and gives it a good shagging.

When he's finished, he wipes himself off on the sheep, saunters nonchalently back to the car and says to the Aussie "Now it's your turn"

The Aussie promptly jumps out of the car, runs over to the sheep and sticks his head through the fence next to it.