Thread: Painful Herpes Blister

Originally Posted by SnotGoblin

When i went for my jab, the Doc said most of the population have it and it lodges in the top and bottom of the spine. He did say if i had an attack on my lips i Must NOT go down on the wife.

This news saddens me, for years I have unloaded bootless in some poor unfortunates mouth in the sure and certain knowledge that I cant catch anything, and now you tell me that all my efforts were in vane and I can still end up with a big scabby knob.

(walks away head bowed, a desolate man)

Originally Posted by robuzo

Originally Posted by Shitdigit

Originally Posted by SnotGoblin

When i went for my jab, the Doc said most of the population have it and it lodges in the top and bottom of the spine. He did say if i had an attack on my lips i Must NOT go down on the wife.

This news saddens me, for years I have unloaded bootless in some poor unfortunates mouth in the sure and certain knowledge that I cant catch anything, and now you tell me that all my efforts were in vane and I can still end up with a big scabby knob.

(walks away head bowed, a desolate man)

You can get the clap from a slurpee, too. Not sure about chlamydia.

FFS it just keeps getting worse, how did I catch the nasties before now.

Apparently chlamydia is transmissible through oral sex. The thread here is snicker-inducing Can you get chlamydia from oral sex? - Yahoo! Answers

Crabs can jump also...

Originally Posted by robuzo

Apparently chlamydia is transmissible through oral sex.

I did have chlamydia before, it went unnoticed for a long time but when it did take hold I ended up with a swelling in my epididymis that was so big it looked like I had three bollix, scary how quickly it flared up to.

Originally Posted by Nawty

Crabs can jump also...

More than 9 inches?

I would probably be man enough to admit self diagnosis and internet experts aren't going to cut it, and go to a hospital to have it checked out, one which employs foreign educated doctors and have them take a look at it.

Originally Posted by SnotGoblin

^^.

did you go the doctors and ask "doctor doctor can you take away the pain and leave the swelling"

Mate I was shitting bricks, thought I had the bollix cancer didn't I, went straight to the hospital to get it checked out.
I decided to go for the full work up, got them to test or everything, I was given a clean bill of health (apart from the chlamydia) and a bit of advice about my night time habits.
That's when I decided to go totaly oral, I was told that you cant get HIV from oral, I must have misheard them coz I assumed that went for all STDs

Originally Posted by Nawty

Crabs can jump also...

Can they? It is definitely possible to pick those fuckers up without even having the benefit of a little sex first.

So if ya gunna catch it, may as well have a lot than a little

Originally Posted by Nawty

So if ya gunna catch it, may as well have a lot than a little

What I meant was, you can pick them up from an inanimate object you didn't have sex with, such as a rental sleeping bag. I suppose there are some 14-year-old boys out there who might tell me that you can have sex with a sleeping bag if you bundle it up just so, but I never have.

I had sex with a pillow once...but i did not catch anything, thank God.

Originally Posted by Nawty

I had sex with a pillow once...but i did not catch anything, thank God.

Was it your own pillow? I think it is OK to have unprotected sex with a pillow with which you are in a long-term monogamous relationship, provided you really trust each other. It's the skanky rental pillows or the kind that just let anybody drool all over them that you have to watch.