Having it off in club toilets...I'm now a member!

**DrAndy** · 17-10-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

What happens when cousins schlonk cousins.......the inbreading possibilities are endless.

It usually ends up with telltale signs like 6 fingers, webbed feet and the inability to spell words properly.

if you fuk your cousin, or sister, or mum even, as long as you use a condom there should be no problems

**NickA** · 17-10-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

apart from stupid farangs you see in Pattaya french kissing their rent-a-ho in public.

oh dear... and you kissed your cousin in public in Pattaya.

**chitown** · 17-10-2009, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

What happens when cousins schlonk cousins.......the inbreading possibilities are endless.

I am sure DJ Prat suffers from the Hapsburg lip already.

**reinvented** · 17-10-2009, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Shitdigit

She was indeed female, No I went for the pink, I would have done her mum too but now she's too old now, Sibling! man you're sick, reinvent your self for fucks sake.

sorry SD
wasnt addressing you
but ive been told that before and they are never too old, just more richly experienced

**Stinky** · 18-10-2009, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by reinvented

Originally Posted by Shitdigit

She was indeed female, No I went for the pink, I would have done her mum too but now she's too old now, Sibling! man you're sick, reinvent your self for fucks sake.

sorry SD
wasnt addressing you
but ive been told that before and they are never too old, just more richly experienced

Thats ok mae, it's just a bit of banter anyway.
You are probably right about the loder chicks but I'll wait a
few years before I hit on the OAP's, my oldest to date was 55,
although to be fair she did look 65.

**crippen** · 18-10-2009, 12:39 AM

although to be fair she did look 65 ? ? was that before or after the event?

**StrontiumDog** · 18-10-2009, 12:40 AM

So, his name is DJ Pat and he boasts/posts about shagging his cousin, in public places...(the cousin shagging was bad enough)

I recommend immediate termination.

**Stinky** · 18-10-2009, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by crippen

although to be fair she did look 65 ? ? was that before or after the event?

Before of course, but a really fit 65 year old

**DrAndy** · 18-10-2009, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

So, his name is DJ Pat and he boasts/posts about shagging his cousin, in public places...(the cousin shagging was bad enough)

why was the cousin shagging bad?

as for DJPat, he is a nice boy

**DJ Pat** · 18-10-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

So, his name is DJ Pat and he boasts/posts about shagging his cousin, in public places...(the cousin shagging was bad enough)

why was the cousin shagging bad?

as for DJPat, he is a nice boy

Me and said cousin have done everything. I mean everything.

When we first starting hanging out, we were scared of having sex due to the moral issue, but we'd do eveything else, like kissing, touching, licking, taking baths together, etc.

Then one night...............

**slimboyfat** · 18-10-2009, 07:26 PM

I had a shit in a club toilets once.

It was at Quazars at Carlyon Bay in 1992. I forget the month but it was definitely a Thursday, because they let you get in the club (or 'disco' as it was known in those days) wearing jeans. On Saturdays you had to wear proper trousers and that wasnt cool.

**Wayne Kerr** · 18-10-2009, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

It usually ends up with telltale signs like 6 fingers, webbed feet and the inability to spell words properly.

Not usually amongst half castes, gotta a lot to do with the phenomenom known as "hybrid vigour", there was lots of talk about sub speciation about 80 years ago (but the happy clappers shut that down). Most well trained population ecologists know that cross breeds are more competitive and far less susceptible to the effects of interbreeding in the strictest sense

My advice to DJ Pat is ... GO FOR IT!

**Butterfly** · 18-10-2009, 07:39 PM

that's how they breed the best dogs,

so why not humans,

back in the old days, most royals would marry their cousins or sisters or half sisters

**slimboyfat** · 18-10-2009, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

that's how they breed the best dogs,

You must go to some odd clubs.

Well we knew that anyway

**Butterfly** · 18-10-2009, 07:46 PM

hey, I will be back in SING soon, I can take you to some of them

**chitown** · 18-10-2009, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

that's how they breed the best dogs,

so why not humans,

back in the old days, most royals would marry their cousins or sisters or half sisters

And get the hapsburg lip.

**Gerbil** · 18-10-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

back in the old days, most royals would marry their cousins or sisters or half sisters

Which is why we had some right nutters on the throne in England.

**daveboy** · 18-10-2009, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

that's how they breed the best dogs,

so why not humans,

back in the old days, most royals would marry their cousins or sisters or half sisters

Yeah right...

**slimboyfat** · 18-10-2009, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

hey, I will be back in SING soon, I can take you to some of them

I must admit it would be interesting to go with you to Crazy Horse - just to see how many of the ladyboys know you.

**Wayne Kerr** · 18-10-2009, 07:58 PM

Bloody closest Pat ever been to the queen is ...

I think it is great to see him exploring his straight side of the family

**Butterfly** · 18-10-2009, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I must admit it would be interesting to go with you to Crazy Horse - just to see how many of the ladyboys know you.

been there, always an embarrassing experience with other guests when half of them come to say hi

**slimboyfat** · 18-10-2009, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I must admit it would be interesting to go with you to Crazy Horse - just to see how many of the ladyboys know you.

been there, always an embarrassing experience with other guests when half of them come to say hi

the male half of them?

**beenaroundawhile01** · 18-10-2009, 10:20 PM

I want to start a new thread and pole titled "Who is the biggest attention whore, DJ Pat or Scampy"

**Missismiggins** · 18-10-2009, 11:03 PM

"It started off with her saying she felt like kissing me, and you know in Thailand that open displays of affection are looked down upon, apart from stupid farangs you see in Pattaya french kissing their rent-a-ho in public."

And people fucking in toilets! Rooms must be expensive in your neck of the woods, or is it the smell of stale shit and piss that make it better? Maybe I am bit of a square, but to be truthful, the thought of "fucking" someone in a toilet really does not appeal to me - a Car, a bush, a wood, a beach...but somehow a shitter leaves me a bit cold. Do you check no one has left a log in the bowl before you start the passion? - imagine getting to the point of no return and you see Mr. Hanky staring up at you from the bowl with his raisin eyes, bobbing in the water like a shark.

**slimboyfat** · 18-10-2009, 11:07 PM

With regards to the thread title. Yes Pat, you are indeed a member

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