Thread: Craig's List Personal Ad

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 09-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you. . . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society!

Where was that? Chad?

Conclusion:

If your gonna rob someone you'd better shoot him first in case he carries a concealed gun.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Where was that? Chad?

Yep, Savannah, Chad

So...it's an advert for the NRA..... Yee haa

This email forward should be put into jokes section, or are you gonna claim you know him Jet?

^And where are we now ?

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Them's the risks you take when you live in a third world country.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

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Not laughing at you KW, just the three post punch and your honesty. Green bullets on the way for you and Helge. Hey, H, where the hek are those baby girl photos? Hogging her all to yourself are you?

yeah yeah yeah. I know. No point being wordy about it.

True or not it is easily the most coherent thing dear Jet has posted recently.



/so at least we know she didn't write it herself

knife , gun , bazooka ?

my dads tougher than your dad

Originally Posted by slackula

True or not it is easily the most coherent thing dear Jet has posted recently.



/so at least we know she didn't write it herself

Turdy-poo.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Hey, H, where the hek are those baby girl photos? Hogging her all to yourself are you

Ok, one more time for me and Prince Canute; where was that 'amazing babies' thread ?

^ Living in Thailand, the bladdy family room.