Can I get an X-Ray of my skull with a lady friend?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-10-2009, 12:54 PM

The reason for this is private as well as a gift idea and a fetish (not mine) but firstly...

Can a couple fit into a head X-Ray machine and secondly, would a Thai hospital or doctor give an X-Ray upon request for no valid medical reason providing I paid, and how much do you think it would cost?

**Cujo** · 14-10-2009, 12:57 PM

Have you completely fucking lost it???

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-10-2009, 01:02 PM

For once in my life I'm being romantic, and this girl is well into skulls.

**Cujo** · 14-10-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

For once in my life I'm being romantic, and this girl is well into skulls.

Softcock.
If she was into scat I suppose you'd be right there following along, scatting it up.

**Takeovers** · 14-10-2009, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Dug

fucking

That's the operative word here. Scientists have long tried to get a CAT-scan showing the exact position of the penis. Viagra finally made that possible. Before that the male could not keep it up without moving long enough, with Viagra it became possible and provided some insight.

Maybe the Gentleman and his lady could take part in that research. Provided they are slim enough to fit into a CAT-scan tunnel together.

**AntRobertson** · 14-10-2009, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

X-Ray of my skull

**dirtydog** · 14-10-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

would a Thai hospital or doctor give an X-Ray upon request for no valid medical reason providing I paid, and how much do you think it would cost?

Easiest way to get a head xray without questions would be to crash a motorbike into a wall at about 100kmph scumpy.

Dan · 14-10-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

this girl is well into skulls.

She's a goth? Leave immediately. Do not attempt to collect your personal belongings.

**Norton** · 14-10-2009, 01:11 PM

Not sure anyone would want the see what's in there Scampy. Could ruin a relationship.

watterinja · 14-10-2009, 01:13 PM

Can I get an X-Ray of my skull with a lady friend?

What if it's empty?

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2009, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Can a couple fit into a head X-Ray machine and secondly, would a Thai hospital or doctor give an X-Ray upon request for no valid medical reason

no.

next stupid question.

**AntRobertson** · 14-10-2009, 01:25 PM

Best make sure they get the right head too:

**slackula** · 14-10-2009, 01:28 PM

I decided to unnecessarily irradiate my brain, pineal, pituitary and (possibly) thyroid glands because I luuuuuuuurve you!

**mooncake** · 14-10-2009, 01:33 PM

You can talk to me if you like, as I'm sure I can see through your skull within an hour. I will pass the words along for you.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-10-2009, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dan

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

this girl is well into skulls.

She's a goth? Leave immediately. Do not attempt to collect your personal belongings.

Nah she's not a goth, fuck that shit!

She just likes skulls, I think it's rather cute and original.

**kingwilly** · 14-10-2009, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

She just likes skulls, I think it's rather cute and original.

of course you do.

never mind the damage those pesky little xrays will cause...

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-10-2009, 01:43 PM

So does that mean I can get an X-Ray in this country that would put the 4,000 baht fee before concern for my thyroid or I can't get one without good reason?

**slackula** · 14-10-2009, 03:51 PM

World of difference between zapping your thyroid for look for a possibly dangerous skull injury and zapping it to impress some emo tart.

Give her an MRI scan of your cock instead, you can blow it up in photoshop first as necessary.

**DrAndy** · 14-10-2009, 03:55 PM

if you go to Amsterdam airport, their new security scanning devices will give you a nice picture of your skulls

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-10-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

World of difference between zapping your thyroid for look for a possibly dangerous skull injury and zapping it to impress some emo tart.

Give her an MRI scan of your cock instead, you can blow it up in photoshop first as necessary.

Emo???

**baldrick** · 14-10-2009, 03:58 PM

can you save money and just use the microwave ?

**DrAndy** · 14-10-2009, 03:59 PM

neat idea, trouble is you have to close the door

**Spin** · 14-10-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by watterinja

What if it's empty?

Amazed that you even have to enquire.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-10-2009, 04:02 PM

I've made some calls and I can get it done at a vet because the machine size is different and it will be cheaper.

So, all you idiots and silly people can go away now and look forward to my new avatar.

**AntRobertson** · 14-10-2009, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

look forward to my new avatar.

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