Thread: bacon tree

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.. '

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Jose, Jose, we ees saved. 'Ees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon.... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.

'Jose... go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...


EesEes

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush.

Hhahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very good.

Kind of a groaner there Nedley.

Very good ................... terrible.

Ha ha ha ha ha its really very funny man,,,,,

Ha ha hahaha, yes, bloody funny

that red kills my eyes !

use yellow lenses

good one , very funny

Originally Posted by kaitlynisabelle

Ha ha ha ha ha its really very funny man,,,,,

Hi.

That deserves a green.

555555555... Any relative of georgeous bush?