Harry and his wife were driving in the country when he saw a sign
that said, "Cow For Sale...$5,000"

He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world
worth five thousand dollars."

The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!"

He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the cow had a snatch
just like a woman.

Harry got back in the car, turned to his wife, and began to cry,
"It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a
snatch like a woman and it's worth $5,000. And here I am, with
you, with a snatch like a cow, and you ain't worth shit!"