Unfortunately these monks are as fake as the eye in Willy's cock.
I'll be back on Petlang street in a few days, I might just grab one on his sweaty bolliks for being a tosser and giving out those crap bracelets.
That'S after I've had a few big bottles of freezing cold Guinness at my favourite watering hole.
Rolands is the place so give it a crack punters.
