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    Pearly Gates...

    Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven, God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

    Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

    God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

    Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

    God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

    Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

    He replies: "I believe that you; are in my chair."

    Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    Give the man a brick.......

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    I think we need a sub section or two in the jokes forum for the Americans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I think we need a sub section or two in the jokes forum for the Americans
    They have one, it's called The US.

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    missed a perfectly good set up EN failing to mention "US Issues"..

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    He's a retard, leave him be. An English retard. Yes it's redundant.

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