Australia probes navy 'sex game'

**Nawty** · 08-07-2009, 01:01 PM

No sex while drunk huh...

90% of Poms and yanks will never get a bit then.

**Panda** · 08-07-2009, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

No sex while drunk huh...

90% of Poms and yanks will never get a bit then.

Actually, one of the best roots I ever had was a drunken Yank Shelia.
It was on a cruise ship. She was feeling sick as she had too much to drink. So I took her out on the deck to lean over the railings and empty her stomach.
As she bent over the railings I slipped her one, and every time she heaved it was the most exquisite feeling. Had to stick my finger down her throat in order to finish though as I was a little bit pissed myself at the time.

Me, being the gentleman that I am didn't just leave her lying on the deck there, but half walked/half dragged her back to her room and threw her on the bed to sleep it off. The next day, on hearing from her friends how I had looked after her she was very grateful and while totally sober even offered to sleep with me. An offer I refused of course as I was waiting for her to get totally shit faced again.

**Agent_Smith** · 08-07-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Women should not be onboard Navy vessels.

Disagree. Everyone is responsible for their own actions. If your prone to cheat on a ship, you'll cheat on land, too. The excuse of temptation is just a crutch for the weak.

As for the sailor's contest, well, young men are entirely different creatures from the rest of humanity.

**Tyler** · 08-07-2009, 02:08 PM

Well, it must be hard being out at sea for all of those months. Fish and butch lesbians? Maybe not so hard!

**Tyler** · 08-07-2009, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by phuketbound

This comment proves to me that you aren't a woman. Why shouldn't they be allowed on navy ships? Just because they may be bought for money? I agree that if they consent then why not, but it seems like they didn't really know that they were caught in some sort of 'sex game' either. Men are such pigs.

They probably used the term lesbian loosely-maybe it applied to naval officers or bisexual women. Apparently some lesbian females like the odd bit of cock too.

**phuketbound** · 08-07-2009, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

Originally Posted by November Rain

Women should not be onboard Navy vessels.

Disagree. Everyone is responsible for their own actions. If your prone to cheat on a ship, you'll cheat on land, too. The excuse of temptation is just a crutch for the weak.

As for the sailor's contest, well, young men are entirely different creatures from the rest of humanity.

I agree. If they can join the navy, then why not be allowed on a ship? Aren't gays and lesbians allowed in the navy too. I think a lot of lesbians would be disgusted at the come on from a navy man for more 'points,' they would probably get a slap in the face, rather a 'let's fuck,' comment.

**Lily** · 08-07-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Panda

Old Lil has probably been walking up and down dark streets late at night with a tazer and pepper spray in her hand bag in the hope of getting even with those evil rapists hiding in the bushes. Perhaps one day she will get lucky.

Dream on Panda, dream on.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Putting men & some women together in such close quarters (have you ever been on a warship???) for long periods of time is asking for trouble. As Sabang says, this is what you get. And, instead of getting all feminist about these women's rights (the sailors), ask yourselves what the wives and girlfriends of these guys are thinking right now. Whether they suspect their partner of being involved.

I have to disagree with that NR. People will behave as they will, men and women. And really......................who on earth would join the navy just to get a man?

You seem to take the attitude that men cannot control themselves and women are leading them astray.

That is rather an outdated judgement.

I cant see what the problem is about this incident, if people want to have sex, let them.

If men didn't have to boast about it, it wouldn't even have been reported.

**Tyler** · 08-07-2009, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

You seem to take the attitude that men cannot control themselves and women are leading them astray. That is rather an outdated judgement.

Might be a truism when talking about the navy though, surely? Soldiers aren't trained to think, they're just treated as a piece of meat or a cog in the works-why would they start to be free thinking individuals when it came to their own personal life aboard the ship?

**phuketbound** · 08-07-2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Originally Posted by Panda

Old Lil has probably been walking up and down dark streets late at night with a tazer and pepper spray in her hand bag in the hope of getting even with those evil rapists hiding in the bushes. Perhaps one day she will get lucky.

Dream on Panda, dream on.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Putting men & some women together in such close quarters (have you ever been on a warship???) for long periods of time is asking for trouble. As Sabang says, this is what you get. And, instead of getting all feminist about these women's rights (the sailors), ask yourselves what the wives and girlfriends of these guys are thinking right now. Whether they suspect their partner of being involved.

I have to disagree with that NR. People will behave as they will, men and women. And really......................who on earth would join the navy just to get a man?

You seem to take the attitude that men cannot control themselves and women are leading them astray.

That is rather an outdated judgement.

I cant see what the problem is about this incident, if people want to have sex, let them.

If men didn't have to boast about it, it wouldn't even have been reported.

I don't think it was the men boasting, it was the women who reported it. And very nice to see you back on the forum, Lily.

**Tyler** · 08-07-2009, 02:24 PM

Hi PB!

**Panda** · 08-07-2009, 02:33 PM

Full credit to any bloke who can nail a lezzo on the pool table. An extremely difficult task and thats obviously why it was given the highest points score.

I reckon it was the butch dykes that blew the whistle because the blokes were trying to root their little femme sluts. These bull dykes may be able to drink like a man, fight like a man, but the one thing they cant do is put a hard cock where its most appreciated.

**Tyler** · 08-07-2009, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Panda

Full credit to any bloke who can nail a lezzo on the pool table

Yerrr great!

Blueball hits a red---Brown or pink?

**November Rain** · 08-07-2009, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

And really......................who on earth would join the navy just to get a man?

I've met them, Lily. I come from a forces background. Some of my friends joined the forces just for that reason.

You & PB seem to live in some cloud cuckoo land where women are always blameless and victims. Sometimes they are, sometimes they're not. Do I believe that men can't control themselves? No. But I see no point in putting anyone in an unnatural situation that will inevitably lead to temptation. Sure, no-one is forced to succumb to that temptation. But every male on that ship is now tarred with the same brush. Even those who were tempted but did nothing. Even those that weren't tempted.

If there were no women on ships then this would not have happened.

BTW, Lily and PB, have you ever been inside a warship? It's possible that you don't actually realise how close living conditions are. If you did, I think you'd realise this was just waiting to happen (and is probably happening a lot)

**November Rain** · 08-07-2009, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Panda

I reckon it was the butch dykes that blew the whistle because the blokes were trying to root their little femme sluts. These bull dykes may be able to drink like a man, fight like a man, but the one thing they cant do is put a hard cock where its most appreciated.

Funny, Panda. I've always heard that at least a woman always knows how to please a woman...

**Panda** · 08-07-2009, 05:27 PM

Well NR, you are a woman and you know what a woman likes. I am pretty sure a two inch tongue ain't no substitute for the real thing.

**Lily** · 08-07-2009, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Tyler

Might be a truism when talking about the navy though, surely? Soldiers aren't trained to think, they're just treated as a piece of meat or a cog in the works-why would they start to be free thinking individuals when it came to their own personal life aboard the ship?

But aren't the females in the same situation?

**Lily** · 08-07-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

You & PB seem to live in some cloud cuckoo land where women are always blameless and victims.

No. I have never cast those women as victims and I am not sure that PB has either. I have said, if people want to do that, let them.

QUOTE="November Rain"]Do I believe that men can't control themselves? No. But I see no point in putting anyone in an unnatural situation that will inevitably lead to temptation.[/QUOTE]

Why is putting men and women together in a working situation, an unnatural situation?

People......men and women, have a choice. You make it sound like we are all animals that cannot resist the mating urge.

I am disappointed with your blaming of the women in this incident. Like boys will be boys and will be led astray by scheming women.

I dont know what you are thinking of.

**dirtydog** · 09-07-2009, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by Lily

we are all animals that cannot resist the mating urge.

Quite agree.

**November Rain** · 09-07-2009, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by Lily

Why is putting men and women together in a working situation, an unnatural situation?

Originally Posted by November Rain

BTW, Lily and PB, have you ever been inside a warship? It's possible that you don't actually realise how close living conditions are. If you did, I think you'd realise this was just waiting to happen (and is probably happening a lot)

That's what's unnatural for chrissakes! Beds so close to each other that you have about two feet above you, then the next bed. You can't sit up, you need to roll off. No privacy, only a curtain. If you stretch out your arm you can touch the bed across the aisle. Few toilets & showers, and even less if the women onboard have commandeered one or two. Ladders, passageways and rooms so close & small, people have to often brush or squeeze past each other. Days, weeks or sometimes months where you are unable to get away to see anyone else let alone your loved ones. It's not some open plan office where everyone leaves at 5:30pm. If you can't see how mixing sexes in that environment is asking for this sort of trouble, then I guess you have a nobler view of men's and women's baser instincts and how they relieve frustration and boredom than I do.

Originally Posted by Lily

I am disappointed with your blaming of the women in this incident.

Where did I say that? I said that women should not be on Navy vessels. I said that some lower ranking women join the forces for men. Where did I blame these women for this incident?

**sabang** · 09-07-2009, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Beds so close to each other that you have about two feet above you, then the next bed. You can't sit up, you need to roll off. No privacy, only a curtain. If you stretch out your arm you can touch the bed across the aisle

Sounds like Heaven.

**FlyFree** · 09-07-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Lily

People......men and women, have a choice. You make it sound like we are all animals that cannot resist the mating urge.

Very feminist. Same fantasy the 'moral' religious right tries to live with, and end up failing miserably, predictably.

Yes we all are animals. And there is no shame in it. We can resist our natural biological urges, of course, for a while. Then it starts falling apart. And so the moralists get trapped in the headlights of the world press time and again, exposed as hypocrites.

Yawn.

**sabang** · 09-07-2009, 11:17 AM

What happens in the Commanders cabin surely stays there.

How much for nailing an Officer and a Gentleman?
Then again on a warship, woman have to wear sensible shoes.

In the Commanders cabin, no one can hear you scream.

**sabang** · 09-07-2009, 11:36 AM

Errm, what do you make of This

:-

In 2006, the Australian Navy spent over 1 million dollars of taxpayer money for service personnel to have cosmetic procedures. A plastic surgeon from Los Angeles, California recently appeared on the SpikeTV show Manswers to discuss the peculiar policies of the Australian Navy.

Dr. Ken Siporin explained why their Navy might do such a thing. He suggests that breast implants have a tendency to increase confidence in women; something important for the Navy, no doubt.

Last year, The Sunday Telegraph revealed that the Australian Navy paid for breast implants costing as much as $10,000 in order to address low self-esteem and other psychological issues among their female personnel. One soldier reported that, "some of the girls don't feel good about themselves [and] there's a real culture of looking good and fit."

Also last year, defense spokesman Brigadier Andrew Nikolic defended the policy, saying, "any suggestion that breast operations were carried out to make the women 'look sexy' were not only wrong, but insulting.

The Australian Navy pays for cosmetic procedures only after a psychological evaluation determines that they might help.

Google Image Result for http://www.realself.com/files/imagecache/blog/australia-breast.jpg

Lets equate this to the brave New world of equality

:-

"Sir, I have a small Penis and it's killing me. It is effecting my self-esteem."

"OK Seaman, take a month off and have a penis enlargement. We'll pay"

Lets just pray we never have a War.

**crippen** · 09-07-2009, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

What happens in the Commanders cabin surely stays there.

How much for nailing an Officer and a Gentleman?
Then again on a warship, woman have to wear sensible shoes.

In the Commanders cabin, no one can hear you scream.

Errrrrr which sort is this //m or f?

**Smithson** · 09-07-2009, 12:45 PM

[QUOTE]

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Lily

And really......................who on earth would join the navy just to get a man?

I've met them, Lily. I come from a forces background. Some of my friends joined the forces just for that reason.

I'm sure it happens, but you're not allowed to say such things in Australia these days.

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