Even short people can have some fun

**peterpan** · 03-07-2009, 06:53 PM

Two Mexican midget wrestlers are reportedly dead after a booze-fueled drinking session with prostitutes.
British tabloid newspaper The Sun reported the pair were found in a Mexico City motel room.
They were brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jiménez, known in wrestling circles as La Parkita and Espectrito Jr.
The paper reported the 35-year-old brothers were found by cleaners after they had picked up two prostitutes and taken them back to their motel room near the Arena Mexico wrestling venue.
It said autopsies were being carried out but it was believed the pair had overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.
The brothers reportedly showed no signs of physical violence and their belongings were not at the scene.
The prostitutes have since been taken into police custody.

**panama hat** · 03-07-2009, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

the pair had overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

huh??

**blackgang** · 03-07-2009, 07:02 PM

What would you call that kind of drink, An eye ball hiball?

But do you know that a crowded elevator smells different to a midget?

**Lily** · 03-07-2009, 07:03 PM

^^I know. But then again what are the chances of two brothers being dwarfs, two brothers who are dwarfs being stupid enough to get taken by two prostitutes (I dont suppose there was any chance they were dwarf sisters, was there?) and then dying on the same day from an^ overdose of eyedrops?????

**Rural Surin** · 03-07-2009, 07:08 PM

Hmmm....been playing with the idea of a photo thread along the lines of dwarf/amputee sexual proclivities {within members, of course}. Wouldn't that be fun...??

**Norton** · 03-07-2009, 07:29 PM

Breaking news!

Two Mexican Luchador Little People Wrestlers Murdered By Hookers!

So surreal!

It's sad news for fans of the Mexican Lucha Mini stars, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, known as La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr.

The two were found dead in their hotel

room in Mexico City. The brothers, 35, were checking into a hotel on Sunday night after a show when they were reportedly approached by two prostitutes.

After hotel staff noticed the women leave the room hours later, but didn't spot the wrestlers, they went to go check on them. The two luchadores were found lifeless, lying in the beds.

Reports are being released that the hookers belong to Las Goteras (meaning The Drops) which is a gang of whores that robes

their clients after making them pass out by drugging their drinks.

Unfortunately, the Jimenez brothers overdosed on the drugs which normally don't kill men, but officials believe because the brothers were of such small size, the dose was fatal to them.

Alcohol containers were also found in the room but the ladies are still missing.

Cops are looking for the two females and luckily have found finger prints in the room which they believe they can match to the hookers.

Sad.

**Lily** · 03-07-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

dwarf/amputee sexual proclivities

Dwarf amputees wouldn't take up much bandwidth, would they?
Thumbnails maybe??

That is a bit nasty, isn't it?

**BenDoverMax** · 03-07-2009, 07:53 PM

hey JJ, take note of the eye drop'n'alcohol mix.

be careful not to keep your eye drops and alcohol close together.

**plorf** · 03-07-2009, 07:55 PM

^^True enough.. thought the same.

**jandajoy** · 03-07-2009, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by BenDoverMax

hey JJ, take note of the eye drop'n'alcohol mix. be careful not to keep your eye drops and alcohol close together.

I'm finding the mix strangely workable. Blind drunk ? Might work.

**Thetyim** · 03-07-2009, 08:06 PM

Seemingly innocent medication such as eyedrops are used by people to concoct a mixture with similar effects as a date-rape drug.

When mixed with alcohol and taken orally, the eyedrops Safur blue and Eye gene can lead to drowsiness and can cause someone to pass out, confirmed Jaco Lotriet, Health24's pharmacist.

**klong toey** · 03-07-2009, 08:18 PM

Doe's anyone remember this story.

**jandajoy** · 03-07-2009, 08:19 PM

Point to note.....

eye drops taste bad.

As do those eye wash, Optrex, type things.

Not good grog. Trust me.

**Lily** · 03-07-2009, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

I'm finding the mix strangely workable. Blind drunk ? Might work.

Excuse me? Are you laughing?

Nooooo, dont tell me!

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