Gas & Sex
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his
sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up'.
Soon a local blond redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free
sex.. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The blond redneck guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no sex
this time.'
A week later, the same blond redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor
again asked him to guess the correct number. The blond redneck guessed 2 this
time.
The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex
this time.'
As they were driving away, the blond redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that
game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
Bubba replied,' No it ain' t, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice
last week!'
