Thread: Mothers. Pearls of wisdom.

"Bloody hell Bill, what have I told you about trying to stick the typewriter into the television"?

'If you break your legs don't come running to me'

'for the last time, DON"T EAT DOG SHIT'

" isn't it time you went home"? ?

Never eat yellow snow

'Don't do anything silly now'

Originally Posted by November Rain

Never eat yellow snow

that was Frank Zappa, not the Mommas and Poppas

I told you not to hit your brother with that cricket bat

Now, be-have yourself!

Hit him back.

Don't cry, big boys don't cry.

It's only a scratch you don't need a plaster.

Put some butter on it.

Hold your breath and count to 100.

My oh my Fuzzy! You're going to make a lot of girls happy with that!

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob

My oh my Fuzzy! You're going to make a lot of girls happy with that!

You had a big wallet as a child?

Don't believe everything you hear from that fuzzy. He's blind don't ya know, and deaf as a coot.

'don't put frogspawn down your underpants! How many times?!'

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob

My oh my Fuzzy! You're going to make a lot of girls happy with that!

You had a big wallet as a child?

I never had toys as a child, for some reason they called me Cocky!

' go play with the traffic yer little shite'

Take that frog out of my kitchen.

Do not put that in your mouth you dirty little boy.

"Why does your face look like a smacked arse"?

^ 'because you just beat me round the head with a slipper you orrible bastard'

"Stop walking around in circles or I'll nail your other foot to the floor as well....."

"If somebody forces you to listen to Haydn, you will become a botty bandit"
"Same if you go to church"

Why can't you be just like everybody else?

Now THERES something to cry about!

"You just wait till your dad gets home"