Goldman Sachs. The bank holding company (previously an investment bank) announced outsize profits for its first quarter, but only by the sleight of hand of avoiding to report the rather thumping loss suffered in December 2008 because it changed the financial reporting period from a December-February (financial year ending November) to the more conventional January-March (financial year ending December). That change alone meant a neat $1.85bn addition to profits; a trifling figure that meant the difference between a loss and a profit for the quarter.
Then there is the wonderful bit of news on the company's credit default swap contracts (CDS) with the defunct American International Group (AIG). Thanks to the September rescue of AIG, the government was able to pay Goldman Sachs in full to the tune of some $12 billion, give or take a few hundred million.