A blind man wanders into an all girls
biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely
silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that
you are blind -- that you should know
five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with
a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde
woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde
and a professional wrestler. Now,
think about it seriously, Mister. "Do
you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters, "No. Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
