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Originally Posted by Bones  thaksin started the trend of banning websites in thailand years ago, only he did it in the 10's of thousands..
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I heard he banned them by the trillions, that he actually used money stolen from orphans (who he then sold to laotian whore farms) to register millions of domain names so that he could pre-emptively ban them. He banned so many websites that early in 2004 the number of sites on the internuts went negative and the net briefly disappeared up its own ass. I also heard that he used the gold teeth he stole from the oppressed bangkok middle classes to buy up the A B and C root name servers so that he could have them burned and turned into amulets by communist republican anti-monarchy monks and used to make his redshort commandos immune to eedjits on the internets. It was thaksin who prevented the switchover to IPv6 because that would have meant bazillions more websites to ban and what with gassing people who wore glasses and bribing the world media and eating babies and that he just didn't have the time for it and that he used the money he got from selling shincorp to set up a cosmic firewall to prevent the space brothers on zeta reticulai questioning his policies on the pantip and teenee forums.