Thread: Seals Raping Penguins, Onlookers Fail to Help!

FUR seals have been caught having sex with penguins, leaving scientists puzzled.
The odd behaviour, seen on a remote island, was captured on camera and published in the Polar Biology journal, according to the BBC and other media.


It’s not the first time amorous seals have been spotted forcing themselves on the little birds — a similar incident was reported in 2006.
But this time it has happened more often — and has been caught on film. Warning: The video below may upset some people.


Victim: "I was just walking along and then....bam!"

“Honestly I did not expect that follow up sightings of a similar nature to that 2006 one would ever be made again, and certainly not on multiple occasions,’’ Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa, said. .



Fur seals often catch and eat penguins on the island, but in three out of the four sexual incidents the penguin was allowed to go after its ‘encounter’.
The fourth penguin was eaten.
Scientists are now trying to work out why the seals are behaving as they are, and have peculated that the mammals may have learned the habit from one another.




Fur seals caught having sex with penguins

Originally Posted by Necron99

Scientists are now trying to work out why the seals are behaving as they are

It's because the penguins can't fly...

Originally Posted by Necron99

The fourth penguin was eaten.

She probably didn't know when to keep her beak shut.

Worse than ISIS!

Withnallstoke in en-route to further investigate....

That peguin was just asking for it.
But seriously folks, now that we've established rape happens in the the natural world that means it perfectly normal and it's OK to go a rapin'.

Penguins are rather cute, they can't fly, can't run very fast, and they love the cock.

A penguin is on vacation, driving through Arizona seeing the sights, when the overheating light on the dash of his rental car comes on.

The penguin pulls it into a gas station and, while the mechanic is looking at the car, he waddles over to an ice cream stand. As it is very hot, the penguin orders a huge bowl of vanilla ice cream.

Now eating ice cream when you have flippers instead of hands gets a bit messy, but he manages to finish it all. Then he waddles back to the garage to see what's wrong with the car.

The mechanic takes a look at him from under the hood and says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal".

Penguin looks in the outside mirror and replies, "Oh no, I never did...it's just ice cream!"

Only penguins that are "not beautiful" are safe.

Originally Posted by thailazer

Only penguins that are "not beautiful" are safe.

No such creature as an ugly penguin.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

A penguin is on vacation, driving through Arizona seeing the sights, when the overheating light on the dash of his rental car comes on.

The penguin pulls it into a gas station and, while the mechanic is looking at the car, he waddles over to an ice cream stand. As it is very hot, the penguin orders a huge bowl of vanilla ice cream.

Now eating ice cream when you have flippers instead of hands gets a bit messy, but he manages to finish it all. Then he waddles back to the garage to see what's wrong with the car.

The mechanic takes a look at him from under the hood and says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal".

Penguin looks in the outside mirror and replies, "Oh no, I never did...it's just ice cream!"

I like all the other penguins.
They are trying to just ignore it but some..can't ...help...looking....

Originally Posted by Necron99

I like all the other penguins.
They are trying to just ignore it but some..can't ...help...looking....

As no one mentions the gulls.....

Must have been consensual. Penguins are as hard as nails.

Can't wait for the worlds first black n white pencil.

Maybe seals are a lot like dogs humping cushions. A penguin is probably the softest thing you can find down there.

Wonder what the kids will look like...??? Was the penguin wearing a bikini...? If so, then that will explain everything.

it was a Burmese seal

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Must have been consensual. Penguins are as hard as nails.

He still hasn't lived that one down.

Friday night in Arctic Station D364 still begins with a cut out penguin being held behind Humbert while someone taps him on the shoulder.

Originally Posted by flyfisher davis

Wonder what the kids will look like

No wonder they waddle...How big is a seal's dick, anyway?...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

No wonder they waddle...How big is a seal's dick, anyway?...

Came to the right place.
I'm sure there's a few here that are quite knowledgeable about the size of dicks of every sort -

Heh...Still miss Butters, though...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Still miss Butters

That's mister Butters, Shirley?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Must have been consensual. Penguins are as hard as nails.

Might be a badge of honour to say you've been 'had' by a seal, amongst horny Penguins.

"Unless you've gone Seal, you ain't done the deal", or something like that. Probably.