Slap goes to the seaside; extreme intoxication ensues

[mingmong]

You comming back Red Rider?

[somtamslap]

^August/September if things go to plan, which they won't because they never fucking well do....

[daveboy]

My best friends lad works opposite there in The Mash Tun, I'm often down that way the grub in Bower's place looks well worth a try I'll drop in soon.

[somtamslap]

^ Well worth the visit Dave. I shall probably be down again at some point before I leave.

[daveboy]

Great let me know when.

[somtamslap]

Will do. Hopefully the summer will hold out so we can sit outside and watch Brighton walk passed.

[Aberlour]

^ And get your lazy asses down to the pier, and have your picture taken together, with your heads stuck through the cut out holes. It's Brighton FFS!

[Bower]

My best friends lad works opposite there in The Mash Tun, I'm often down that way the grub in Bower's place looks well worth a try I'll drop in soon.

You will be made welcome Dave.
Our burgers are made in house with pure chuck steak from a local butcher, no horse meat here ! Having said that,I once had a dish in France that was declared horse meat,damn fine food.
Give me and Slap a bit of notice we can have UK TD meet up, hopefully I will have recovered by then. I am off to Mauritius in the morning with my other half, once she has had a holiday I might be allowed out to play again.

[Dillinger]

Fukked if I'd stick my head through a cut out in Brighton

[Bower]

Fukked if I'd stick my head through a cut out in Brighton

[Aberlour]

Are you kid friendly during the day Bower?

[daveboy]

My best friends lad works opposite there in The Mash Tun, I'm often down that way the grub in Bower's place looks well worth a try I'll drop in soon.

You will be made welcome Dave.
Our burgers are made in house with pure chuck steak from a local butcher, no horse meat here ! Having said that,I once had a dish in France that was declared horse meat,damn fine food.
Give me and Slap a bit of notice we can have UK TD meet up, hopefully I will have recovered by then. I am off to Mauritius in the morning with my other half, once she has had a holiday I might be allowed out to play again.

Look forward to that.

[the dogcatcher]

Brighton was a rip off 14 years ago.
All prices on menus don't include VAT or service charge, which is automatically added to the bill.
I had a stand up auguement with some poof waiter cos I would pay the service, cos the food was shit and the service worse.
Sort of Phukety really, will never go again in this lifetime.. or the next.

[Aberlour]

^ Makes sense I guess. I absolutely love both Phuket & Brighton

[Dillinger]

All prices on menus don't include VAT or service charge, which is automatically added to the bill.
I had a stand up auguement with some poof waiter cos I would pay the service, cos the food was shit and the service worse.
Sort of Phukety really, will never go again in this lifetime.. or the next.

You definitely wanna cross Malaysia off that list then, 6 % govt tax plus a 15% service charge on top of the 6 quid a pint

[DJ Pat]

No pics of you guys on donkey rides?

I took a cliff walk along the coastal path earlier today, alone. Apart from a few seals lounging on the beach, and a pair of elderly ramblers I saw nobody.

First time this year I've walked around in a t-shirt.

[somtamslap]

First time this year I've walked around in a t-shirt

I'm acclimatising, so jumpers are still very much en vogue in the Slap camp.

Are you kid friendly during the day Bower?

It's a family boozer. Fancy meeting for a piss-up Eggy?

[Aberlour]

It's a family boozer.

Thought it would be given it's location. Those burgers look the bollox.

Fancy meeting for a piss-up Eggy?

Probably not mate to be honest. The chances of me being able to get down to Brighton on some random day are pretty slim. Not to mention it would be pretty depressing meeting up with a group of blokes on a session, when I can't really drink any more. I'm still a piss head at heart but physically those days are over

[ralphlsasser]

Looks like a heavy day.

Nah. Just a normal day for Slap. LOL

[Bower]

Are you kid friendly during the day Bower?

No kids inside sorry but of course they can sit with you outside

[DJ Pat]

Me and Ice would definitely make it down to Brighton

[somtamslap]

^ Good stuff Pat...

Splendid! My brain has returned. I think a day at the library followed by a pair of these to celebrate...

[DJ Pat]

My Godfather lives in a nice place in Winchelsea Beach (Hastings) so it'd be killing two birds with one stone so to speak, and I'm fucked if I'm hanging around Hastings of an evening

[tdar]

Slap, I'm gonna' make you feel homesick now...

Your favourite apperitif.

Ya dong!

Quick, get a rag! It's eating into the paintwork.

[withnallstoke]

Quick, get a rag!

Slappers spilt splurge in his undies.