Errr, no DD, I could not compose a sensible, gramatically correct sentence in 20 seconds, but if you haven't noticed, most of my posts are bullshit.

I can get a picture of a pot noodle up in about 17.5 seconds flat and danbo don't like to wait.

As for sex, I ain't never done it, but I hear it's fun.

However I am concerned that whenever I look at pictures of women I get a small squirt of milk from some little thing between my legs that I'd never noticed before. I'm not complaining 'cos it tastes nice, just wondered what it was.