Same shit, different ship

[Mendip]

I'd like to wear an Oktoberfest costume but I'm afraid of being blamed for "cultural appropriation", so never mind... Heh.

I have this question in mind re: Looper's remark, but it might derail the thread again, so I'll keep silent...

Katie, please don't read anything in to this but if it's one of those Bavarian serving wenches costumes, where did you get it?

And carry on with your 'Looper' question, this thread covers a broad church...

[katie23]

@malmomike - Lol. I guess I'll just have to wear my "ao dai" (Vietnamese costume) and Filipino costumes. When I visited S. Korea, I saw lots of ppl wearing the "hanbok" (trad costume) while roaming the palace grounds. Turned out that they were tourists (local/ int'l) and playing dress up. Maybe if/ when I visit Japan, I'll rent one of those kimonos and have a photoshoot. I've seen vloggers do that and it looked fun.

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@mendy - I don't have a Bavarian/ Oktoberfest costume. However, I did see that it is available in Lazada PH - maybe it's available in the Lazada TH site?

Re: Looper's remark, ok here goes. Is there a difference in moisture levels/ lubrication if one is circumcised or not?

And yes, most Filipino guys are cut. They get bullied if they're still uncut upon reaching a certain age. I remember when I was in 1st year high school, ~13 yrs old, my male classmates teased/ bullied a guy who was still uncut, or so they said. That was when I first heard the Tagalog term for being uncut. They usually get cut at around 10 to 11 yrs old, during summer vacation. I think it's an original Jewish tradition which trickled down to Catholicism. I don't know if my ancestors (the tribes/ indigenous peoples prior to colonization) practiced circumcision - maybe I'll ask an anthropologist for that.

[Mendip]

^ Ummm... oh dear, I don't really know what to say. I think you may have done it again Katie.

I'm gonna go and take a picture quick to try and keep this thread on track.

[malmomike77]

^ Is that all you take from my fascinating post?

No, actually i was reassured that the gas isn't just flowing into jockland in case the SNP manages to recover from the saga they are going through, Eng will still have a supply when they join the EU.

I also think with hindsight we should have annexed Norge in 50s when we still had a Navy and the Norwegian population was 264.

Which reminds me... you can get Snow White costumes on Lazada. I'll maybe do a bit of shopping before I go home in a couple of weeks!

If I am honest I'm not looking forward to the pics of the factotum in the snow white get up that's for sure.

over and out.

[david44]

I'm not looking forward to the pics of the factotum in the snow white

With 4 pillow you will be able to console yourself and always remember 6 out of 7 dwarves are not HAPPY . sorry I'll get my cape

[Looper]

Re: Looper's remark, ok here goes. Is there a difference in moisture levels/ lubrication if one is circumcised or not?

Great question Katie!

These are the questions that true TeakDOORians do not shy from asking

Without wanting to get too anatomical the foreskin wraps the bellend in a protective layer maintaining its sensitivity but is that its only purpose?

In a word, No

The outer layer (when gripped firmly by the frantic lonely male) is free to slide up and down over the inner layer

In doing so it imparts a smaller up and down motion to the inner layer (with the aid of a slightly increased level of natural internal moisture for lubrication, caused by the skin's natural homeostatic properties - to answer your specific question), which motion in turn stimulates the bellend

Nature has shaped men as the generally hornier gender, for well understood evolutionary reasons.

But man has been graciously granted, by nature, a means of alleviating himself of his disproportionate burden in the horniness stakes, without which the lives of men (and the women they pester) would have been that little bit more tiresome and irksome

I would go so far as to say that the male foreskin is an example of a possible divine design and that God more than likely had a hand in the miraculous formulation of the human male genitalia

They usually get cut at around 10 to 11 yrs old, during summer vacation. I think it's an original Jewish tradition which trickled down to Catholicism.

I would suggest that the Jewish imperative to interfere with this miraculous design is in fact far from what God intended

[BLD]

@malmomike - Lol. I guess I'll just have to wear my "ao dai" (Vietnamese costume) and Filipino costumes. When I visited S. Korea, I saw lots of ppl wearing the "hanbok" (trad costume) while roaming the palace grounds. Turned out that they were tourists (local/ int'l) and playing dress up. Maybe if/ when I visit Japan, I'll rent one of those kimonos and have a photoshoot. I've seen vloggers do that and it looked fun.

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@mendy - I don't have a Bavarian/ Oktoberfest costume. However, I did see that it is available in Lazada PH - maybe it's available in the Lazada TH site?

Re: Looper's remark, ok here goes. Is there a difference in moisture levels/ lubrication if one is circumcised or not?

And yes, most Filipino guys are cut. They get bullied if they're still uncut upon reaching a certain age. I remember when I was in 1st year high school, ~13 yrs old, my male classmates teased/ bullied a guy who was still uncut, or so they said. That was when I first heard the Tagalog term for being uncut. They usually get cut at around 10 to 11 yrs old, during summer vacation. I think it's an original Jewish tradition which trickled down to Catholicism. I don't know if my ancestors (the tribes/ indigenous peoples prior to colonization) practiced circumcision - maybe I'll ask an anthropologist for that.

Ha ha yeah the filipino geezers i worked with had a thing about mercilessly teasing or bullying the "SUPOT" amongst them. Yeah that was more info about filipino males than i needed to know . A mate of mines son had to endure it when he was about 13. Brutal. I think if thats your belief ok, why not but it should be done while your an infant ,i sure hope this post doesnt result in MORE requests for dick pics, you fooking wronguns

[Topper]

And yes, most Filipino guys are cut. They get bullied if they're still uncut upon reaching a certain age.

I've already promised to pay for my nephew's cutting when he gets old enough. His parents would like it done here in the PI (they're in BKK) for some reason.

[BLD]

^ Ummm... oh dear, I don't really know what to say. I think you may have done it again Katie.

I'm gonna go and take a picture quick to try and keep this thread on track.

No , katies just telling it like it is

[BLD]

Great question Katie!

These are the questions that true TeakDOORians do not shy from asking

Without wanting to get too anatomical the foreskin wraps the bellend in a protective layer maintaining its sensitivity but is that its only purpose?

In a word, No

The outer layer (when gripped firmly by the frantic lonely male) is free to slide up and down over the inner layer

In doing so it imparts a smaller up and down motion to the inner layer (with the aid of a slightly increased level of natural internal moisture for lubrication, caused by the skin's natural homeostatic properties - to answer your specific question), which motion in turn stimulates the bellend

Nature has shaped men as the generally hornier gender, for well understood evolutionary reasons.

But man has been graciously granted, by nature, a means of alleviating himself of his disproportionate burden in the horniness stakes, without which the lives of men (and the women they pester) would have been that little bit more tiresome and irksome

I would go so far as to say that the male foreskin is an example of a possible divine design and that God more than likely had a hand in the miraculous formulation of the human male genitalia



I would suggest that the Jewish imperative to interfere with this miraculous design is in fact far from what God intended

Ha ha , fuck.im still chuckling .and mendy was worried about katie derailing the thread , it would seem you and i might of inadvertantly derailed it again

[BLD]

Mendys gone a bit quiet, perhaps gone above decks to get some photos? Or just in shock

[Edmond]

Leave kids' penises alone, as nature intended. Foreskin is the best part of an adult male's body, especially in foreplay, and every other sort of play too.


That comment is in regards to the discussion about cutting off little boy's penis parts, not in regards to Mendy The Rigpig Rogerer, of course.

[katie23]

@topper - maybe your folks want it done in PH because they trust PH doctors more re: those things? Because PH doctors are used to doing that type of surgery... I think circ is not practiced in other SE Asian countries (the Buddhist ones). Which makes me ask - are Muslim guys circ?

My nephew and his cousin (on his dad's side) got cut at around 10, I think. His elder cousin was 12 maybe. I think here in PH, when people change schools (from grade school to high school), the guys are expected to be cut already - which explains the bullying that my classmate got (and also the son of the friend of BLD). Gosh, I still remember the name & face of that classmate and the guys chanting: supot pa, supot pa! (Yes, BLD got the Tagalog term correctly.) There were no anti bullying laws then.

@looper - thanks for the explanation. Very clinical & matter of fact - it's appreciated. I'm glad we can discuss these things on TD very matter-of-factly, no inuendoes involved.

I expect some interesting remarks from Dillinger, though. Lol.

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I didn't expect to derail this thread just because of a bottle of lotion!

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To try to make this thread abt Geology again, I've just watched a mini docu about the Wallace (geographical) line. It makes me want to visit Lombok and Bali islands (a revisit for Bali).

[BLD]

If its your parents belief ?then its better its done when there infants , soon forgotten about is all im saying . Sheesh . I poor ole mendys thread has gone well sideways, again. If your that het up about it ed, start a poll in members , whos SUPOT or NOT.

[BLD]

@topper - maybe your folks want it done in PH because they trust PH doctors more re: those things? Because PH doctors are used to doing that type of surgery... I think circ is not practiced in other SE Asian countries (the Buddhist ones). Which makes me ask - are Muslim guys circ?

My nephew and his cousin (on his dad's side) got cut at around 10, I think. His elder cousin was 12 maybe. I think here in PH, when people change schools (from grade school to high school), the guys are expected to be cut already - which explains the bullying that my classmate got (and also the son of the friend of BLD). Gosh, I still remember the name & face of that classmate and the guys chanting: supot pa, supot pa! (Yes, BLD got the Tagalog term correctly.) There were no anti bullying laws then.

@looper - thanks for the explanation. Very clinical & matter of fact - it's appreciated. I'm glad we can discuss these things on TD very matter-of-factly, no inuendoes involved.

I expect some interesting remarks from Dillinger, though. Lol.

*****

I didn't expect to derail this thread just because of a bottle of lotion!

******

To try to make this thread abt Geology again, I've just watched a mini docu about the Wallace (geographical) line. It makes me want to visit Lombok and Bali islands (a revisit for Bali).

Coincidently i watched a youtube about lombok last night it made me want to jump on a plane and go there. Also a muslim place but i believe beer is available for the infidel , as far as the Moozzie blokes being circumsised i suspect not
But there wifes probably are.

[Mendip]

I'm glad we can discuss these things on TD very matter-of-factly, no inuendoes involved.

Yeah, well...

I must be alone in not discussing the status of my umm, schlong with my school mates. I have no idea about my mates members and have no wish to find out.

I don't like talking about this stuff and find it very awkward when my 11 year-old daughter comes home from science class and uses words like 'penis' and 'vagina'. I prefer prefer willy and hoo ha or thingy. And what to say when she asks me why Yogi is jumping on Anna's back? I'm starting to think she just asks to embarrass me and doesn't believe he's just rubbing her back.


Anyway, we arrived at Draupner this morning. The Draupner riser platforms are a hub for gas transport and monitor flow, pressure and quality and the like before sending the gas on it's way to continental Europe.



The complex is made up of two riser platforms, Draupner South and Draupner East. A riser is the vertical section of pipe that connects a pipeline to the processing equipment on the platforms.

Draupner South was installed in 1984 and receives gas from several pipelines from the north and sends gas on it's way to Emden in Germany via Ekofisk.



Draupner East was installed in 1995 as part of the Europipe I development, a 600km long pipeline to Dornum in Germany, the entire length of which we are about to inspect. The Franpipe, also connecting to Draupner East, transports gas to Dunkirk in France and is over 800km long I think (from memory). Both lines I think are 40in diameter and so transport a tremendous amount of gas. You would have thought Draupner would be quite a key target if things ever escalate.

[malmomike77]

I must be alone in not discussing the status of my umm, schlong with my school mates. I have no idea about my mates members and have no wish to find out.

surely you knew when showering after sport, they were walk through showers in my secondary schools.

[helge]

Which makes me ask - are Muslim guys circ?

Yes

Some muslims also mutilate their girls.

(a couple of years ago, there was a majority in the danish parlament for banning all cutting in childrens' private part.
Some had the "let's piss of the muslims" agenda and the rest thought about childrens' rights.

Then the jewish community threatened to leave the country and that would be bad publicity.

Never came to a vote.

That's how much gutless politicians care about children)

You don't need to lube up when you have a foreskin; just use the two hand grip

[Mendip]

^ So how do you take selfies then, Helge?

[malmomike77]

Some muslims also mutilate their girls.

Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) is banned in the UK but of course you still get enlightened Mussies and those from the dark continent who seem to think depriving a woman of sexual gratification and life long urinary tract problems is something their underclass deserve.

[helge]

So how do you take selfies then, Helge?

Bastard !

But..

Don't have to

Can still see it

You ?

[helge]

Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) is banned in the UK

Ofcourse

But they'll (the parents) get it done in their "home countries"and then the taxpayer has to pay for their prison time, when they return and the poor girls tell someone about their horrible holiday.

[malmomike77]

But they'll (the parents) get it done in their "home countries"and then the taxpayer has to pay for their prison time, when they return and the poor girls tell someone about their horrible holiday.

yep, of course many have second citizenship (UK) which of course the legal profession in the UK fight tooth and nail to ensure their UK citizenship isn't withdrawn, rights and all that bollix.

Sorry Mendip, getting back to multiple pillows and who's biting them

[Mendip]

^ My pillows have remained unbitten, thank you very much!


Sometimes I may glamorise this job with tales of shipwrecks, exotic stewardesses and braised oxtails but the reality is very different.

The bread and butter for this spread is pipeline inspection. This can be carried out using various methods but the most detailed (and slowest) is the full visual inspection. This will be the work for the next week.

We're 30km in out of 600km, so 5% of the data acquisition is complete... but that's when the work just starts for many.



Europipe I is 40" diameter, the Nord Stream pipelines were 44" diameter. I get a live feed fed through to my office but it's impossible to keep a close eye on things while I'm working on another project. All of the video footage collected during the survey will be properly reviewed at a later date. For obvious reasons, these days there's a particular focus on foreign objects alongside the pipeline.

[baldrick]

it's appreciated. I'm glad we can discuss these things on TD very matter-of-factly,

Start a dick questions thread in members and you can impress your friends with your knowledge