Same shit, different ship

[Edmond]

Does that plate have the same logo as the ones you eat from at home, or am I imagining things.

[Bogon]

^ Yeah, I noticed that.

Why on earth would you fly half way around the globe and take your own plates to work Mendip?

[DrWilly]

Why on earth would you fly half way around the globe and take your own plates to work Mendip?

or why would you fly half way around the globe to steal some ship plates?

[Edmond]

I bet the home bedding even has little anchor emblems on it and is itchy as fok.


#that's.Mendo

[DrWilly]

I bet the home bedding even has little anchor emblems on it

and is itchy as fok.

Particularly when you do not use AC

[bsnub]

Oh my...

[BLD]

If your a serious collecter of airline.spoons then i suppose the next step is to nick a plate from each vessel seems harmless enough but does seem to have derailed the thread again after katie brought it to our attention how much wanking goes on at sea

[Reg Dingle]

He couldn't decide... Salmon in gravy with sauerkraut just doesn't work, IMHO.

I could imagine Hal and Hatty loving sharing that

[Edmond]

Somewhere.


Somewhere out there.



There's a ship missing a mahogany table.

[malmomike77]

I'm still waiting to get a pic of the lifeboats... sadly it isn't a priority to those that run the show.



Yesterday I had salmon and pork for breakfast. The evening meal choice the previous day was pork OR salmon, so I asked my colleague to plate up whichever was best.

He couldn't decide... Salmon in gravy with sauerkraut just doesn't work, IMHO.

is the salmon between 3 and 6 o'clock?

[PAG]

Just in case an opportunity doesn't present itself for a sail by to see the Johan Sverdrup's lifeboats, here are some photos from the web. First, showing all 9 boats (seems excessive, though don't know the capacity of each boat.



A closer view of the boats whilst the platform was under construction.



Testing of the boats prior to deployment.

[Edmond]

Willy ya wimp.

[Bogon]

or why would you fly half way around the globe to steal some ship plates?

I was trying to be humorous.

We all know that these seaman have sticky fingers. Mendip would take your eyeballs and come back for the sockets.

[Stumpy]

So Mendy nicks plates for home use?

One has to wonder if he nicks blankets and pillows off airplanes, need to look at previous pictures of him lounging on his couches with the dogs.

[Edmond]

One has to wonder if he nicks blankets and pillows off airplanes

The only thing to wonder is if he takes them back to the airport every week in his fake Emirates overalls for them to wash.


Some poor koont is flying to Dubai right now, cuddled up with a blanket that was smothered in sweaty soi-dog balls one wash ago.

[Stumpy]

Some poor koont is flying to Dubai right now, cuddled up with a blanket that was smothered in sweaty soi-dog balls one wash ago.

[Stumpy]

Must be a funny sight when his gear and luggage get Xrayed at the airport security. They see, plates, bowls, silverware, blankets, pillows and probably some glasses he nicked. Mendy packs light to leave, returns darn near over the weight limits then hands out those nicked things like gifts to the family.

[DrWilly]

Must be a funny sight when his gear and luggage get Xrayed at the airport security. They see, plates, bowls, silverware, blankets, pillows and probably some glasses he nicked. Mendy packs light to leave, returns darn near over the weight limits then hands out those nicked things like gifts to the family.

he probably flys out with two or three empty suitcases/bags.

[Stumpy]

I know if Mendy ever drops by my place, I am serving the food on paper plates with plastic utensils and cups.

[Edmond]

^ Maybe pass him some dog hair shampoo while yer at it.


(not for his dogs )

[Stumpy]

^ Maybe pass him some dog hair shampoo while yer at it.


(not for his dogs )

My wife has a good one. It helps with the skin and has a nice floral smell. I will put some in a plastic bag and have my wife do that Thai magic rubber band trick they do for sauces. This way he can poke a hole in the corner to get some when he showers.

[BLD]

I reckon theres a perfectly good explanation and mendip will be along soon

[Edmond]

mendip will be along soon

I'm not putting money on it.

[DrWilly]

I reckon theres a perfectly good explanation

I'm not putting money on it.

[Reg Dingle]

When I hired that barge last year, the operator said take the metal steering rudder thing out when you park up.

I thought 'who would nick that?'

How naive I was and how lucky he never showed up for our riverboat cruise.

Fukker would have left us up shit creek without a paddle.