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    Beds for sex? Mirror above the bed?

    No, this is not related to my previous 'strange man in the darkness' thread.

    This is a serious question.

    I'm getting reasonably near to completing my mini-resort by Phuket Airport, (well, I'm at the stage where bedroom fixtures & fittings need to be decided).

    From previous experience of hotel customers, I found that quite a few were on their honeymoon, (imagine spending the first night of your wedding in an airport hotel...), most were couples, and then there were the odd (or very odd) one-nighters with a 'friend' from the beach-bar.

    Many of these guests will have had sex in my hotel bed, (no, don't laugh - it happens). Was that an enjoyable experience? Or did the bed creak or did a mattress spring puncture your back?

    I'm amazed that hotel surveys of customer satisfaction never seems to include a question about 'was the bed OK for sex and did the general room decore and facilities make that an enjoyable experience?"

    Surely, when designing a hotel bedroom, one should consider the needs of the guest's night-time activities as well. After all, many couples visit Thailand for a romantic getaway, and part of that should include enjoying sex in the hotel bedroom.

    Anyway, back to my OP question. What's the best type of bed and mattress to have sex on? (I recall a rather large gentleman actually fell through the bottom of the bed frame at my previous hotel when 'indulging'). Another Dutch couple actually opened the bedroom door and curtains so that other customers could watch them - for over an hour hammering away at each other, (I was driving my car back from Rawaii at the time, but could not drive back fast enough to witness this spectacle...)

    Is a mirror above the bed considered just too kinky, or would it be appreciated by my horny guests?

    Any other suggestions for ensuring that my guests get total satisfaction?

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    I like a decent reading lamp and a hampster cage.

    And tea making facilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    What's the best type of bed and mattress to have sex on?
    you are a bit limited in your imagination! most women like to have sex all over the place

    it may be an idea to supply a nice big cushion, a few ropes and some fixtures on the wall

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    should I state the obvious ? what about sex toys ?

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    Video Camera so we can all watch

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    I forgot, A Water Bed is good

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    Mirrors on the ceiling? I would think most of the fat bastards who will inhabit your hotel for a quick screw would be best served by black-out curtains and as little light as possible- seeing their spread-out Jabba-the-Hut-like frames on a mirror suspended above the bed is only going to drive up the suicide rate at your place (and at the least lead to serious bouts of depression).
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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    Mirrors are good but looks awfully cheesy on the ceiling. A nice full length mirror that can be moved around the room is the best.

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    A mirrored room is probably considered a bit sleazy, but it is enjoyable! I wouldnt put one in if you're aiming upmarket/boutique, the only places I've seen them personally is in ST rooms so it'd probably cheapen the look of the place IMO.

    As for the bed, just dont make a tiled concrete plinth thing and put a mattress on it like I've seen in some Thai style places, they're a bastard for smashing your shins in when your banging away!

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    speaking from experience there Misskit?

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    put a small jacuzzi in the room, much better than the mirror

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    There's a full-length mirror in my room-plans. Perhaps I should make sure that it's viewable from the bed??

    This is not a fetish hotel I'd rather decorate the room for romance, as opposed to flagalation

    simon

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    This is what it should look like


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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    There's a full-length mirror in my room-plans. Perhaps I should make sure that it's viewable from the bed??
    That's good.

    Quote Originally Posted by FarangRed
    speaking from experience there Misskit?
    Of course not. I've never been in a hotel with mirrors. Or jacuzzi. Or vibrating mattress. None of that sleazy stuff for me. My friend told me about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Is a mirror above the bed considered just too kinky, or would it be appreciated by my horny guests?
    The last thing hotel guests want to think about is the previous guests in that room shagging in the bed they're in. A mirrored ceiling will spook a lot of people and make them start thinking of what kind of sleaze hole they are staying in.

    A wardrobe with full length mirror by the side of the bed will suffice for the Reverse Cowgirl.

    Miss Kit's friend told me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Another Dutch couple actually opened the bedroom door and curtains so that other customers could watch them - for over an hour hammering away at each other, (I was driving my car back from Rawaii at the time, but could not drive back fast enough to witness this spectacle...)

    I couldn't think of anything worse than watching a Dutch cnut fucking....

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    I'd be paranoid of a mirrored ceiling in any Thai hotel, I mean, who installed it? A couple of half drunk 'workmen' ?

    What if it comes crashing down due to a couple in the room above humping? You wouldn't stand a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post

    you are a bit limited in your imagination! most women like to have sex all over the place

    it may be an idea to supply a nice big cushion, a few ropes and some fixtures on the wall
    I was told once by a co-worker in Montreal that toilet paper is the best for sexual restraint. She restrained her partners with toilet paper and told them "I will do anything you want but if you break the restraint I will stop"

    Sounds daft until you try it!

    On the serious bedroom layout front:

    The bed should be quite low. 16" for me, that means the top of the mattress should be roughly the same height as an average man's crotch when kneeling. The science here being that a woman's thighs are about the same length as a man's shins etc. As all are not created equal lower with a couple of cushions in the room.

    An extra pillow(s) is good or better a short bolster.

    An upholstered chair in the room again height needs to be considered.
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
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    We're getting in to the science bit now^

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    Rather than mirrors on the ceiling, I think a classier more refined touch would be to fit 6 Plasma screens in each room and then you can continuously play the legendary extreme anal gap 1-6 in each room for the pleasure of your guests.

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    and who's going to clean the mirror???

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    Quote Originally Posted by laymond
    and who's going to clean the mirror???
    Dwarfs on a pulley system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the Orinoco View Post
    Rather than mirrors on the ceiling, I think a classier more refined touch would be to fit 6 Plasma screens in each room and then you can continuously play the legendary extreme anal gap 1-6 in each room for the pleasure of your guests.

    better yet, each screen could show what was going on in the other rooms

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    I like a decent reading lamp and a hampster cage.

    And tea making facilities.
    Don't forget the chocolate finger biscuits.

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