Thread: Aussie Accents (when speaking and not grunting)

Worst in the world by a country mile.

I agree to an extent, some aussie accents have a really irritating whiny high-pitchedness, but I think South African accents are also quite bad.

yeah ok.

and ?

Originally Posted by 12Call

Worst in the world by a country mile.

I dont have a strong Aussie accent as I am from SA but some of them QLD guys have accents like black fellars.

For me irish womans accent is pretty hot but Amerikan womens accent makes me wont to punch them in the face.
English womans accent makes me think they come from the gutter.
German womans accent scares me.
Russian just plan pisses me off.

I like the Aussie accent if spoken by a woman.

how to say "hello, how are you?" in three short words...

Air Ya Garn

The female Scot's accent gives me the horn

Aussie accents doesn't look bad at all, why should be any issues?
just give a respect to those Aussie guys here...especially

Originally Posted by davearn

how to say "hello, how are you?" in three short words...

Air Ya Garn

c'mon, everyone knows that "airyagarn" is a single word

Originally Posted by Moonraker

The female Scot's accent gives me the horn

Exactly.

Back when Sheena Easton was hot, she'd give me wood too...

^ yeah but George Bush gave you wood too Boonie.

Originally Posted by davearn

how to say "hello, how are you?" in three short words...

Air Ya Garn

Last i was at home it was "sup" ............

Some pommie accents give me the wilt

Female Aussie accent = R.I.P my boner.

The next day after a night with the Ozzies.

Dad (me): They like to use the F word.

Daughter: Have you listened to yourself?

^sadly i agree as for the rest of yas..garngetfucked

Bobcock reckons I sound like a Pom.

How about that for a fvcking insult?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Bobcock reckons I sound like a Pom.

Are there no limmits to your qualities

He he................... And I wish you would learn how to spell.......

I guess you can blame my granddad on that one mate.

Well I suppose I don't have a Bristol accent, anyone ever tried to talk to someone from Bristol on the phone?

^No, why?

^ Incoherent, muffled gibberish at best.

When my mate calls me I am tempted not to answer my phone because I spend half my time asking him to repeat what he just mumbled.

Originally Posted by davearn

how to say "hello, how are you?" in three short words...

Air Ya Garn

How to say it in two. Ow do?

Originally Posted by Moonraker

The female Scot's accent gives me the horn

Agreed, except Glaswegian.

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Some pommie accents give me the wilt

Scouse. Its like listening to someone run their nails down a blackboard.

Originally Posted by astasinim

Scouse. Its like listening to someone run their nails down a blackboard.

I have never had a problem understanding a Yorkshire native or a Geordie.

Noodles took a bit of getting used too though and that Emperor Tud, speaks like a machine gun volley.

Originally Posted by astasinim

Scouse. Its like listening to someone run their nails down a blackboard.

For me that nasty scouse flemmy accent really is the worst!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

He he................... And I wish you would learn how to spell.......

if I did that you'd likely not recognise me

Originally Posted by Loy Toy I guess you can blame my granddad on that one mate.

So you're not too far removed from a full blood Englishman, good for you

Originally Posted by Loy Toy Well I suppose I don't have a Bristol accent, anyone ever tried to talk to someone from Bristol?

Not without backing my arse to a wall at the same time