Thread: damn nosey neighbours part II

Originally Posted by Dug

Originally Posted by kingwilly

fookin 'ell, can a mod delete this failed piece of pooh thanks.

Nope, I think it shouuld stand as monument to poor choice of topic.

side by side with some of your gems...

Jews harvest organs.
Assaulted by an alleged pedo.
What are the Muslims up to.
Aliens and Scientists.
Women organize paedo ring.
Do Muslims condone paedophilia?
Abo's are thick.
Yanks are just too bloody sensitive.
Human Rights appointee anti gay.

i like beer..

MKP please mods?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

she wants to take MrsKW out to lunch

Did she go, and if so, what did they dine on?

OP triggered a memory !
Has started a Happyman slightly off topic ramble


Had one living across the road from us in our village outside Wolverhampton .
Compulsive curtain twitcher
Couldn't do anything around the garden or house without the whole village knowing about it before you had even finished !
The lady living next door to her ( a friend of ours) was in late 20's - unmarried - had a boyfriend who used to stop over occasionally.
The crunch came one morning when Pat ( our friend ) went to the village shop to get the morning paper only to be asked 'what time does Barry(her boyfriend) want a taxi for!' - he used the service from the shop sometimes.
The twitcher had been in earlier and told all and sundry that 'That Pat has her boyfriend there last night (and he is still there ! )

Pat went apeshit !

When I got home the next day my wife told me that Pat had borrowed some things from my toolshed and would bring them back the next day - no problem .

Was woken next morning by shouting and screaming from the twitchers house.

Pat had borrowed a paintbrush and a can of extremely sticky car underseal and painted over all the twitchers downstairs windows during the night!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by kingwilly

she wants to take MrsKW out to lunch

Did she go, and if so, what did they dine on?

And what did the landlord have to say about things ?

Cheers mate, it only took 32 posts to get the first on topic reply.

nice story.

Originally Posted by November Rain

What does ibu ibu mean?

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

well 'ibu' means mother in Malay.

Originally Posted by November Rain

OK, cheers

ibu ibu is the plural, so it means "mothers" in Indon but slang for the old women in the neighbourhood