Thai Army Clear Red Shirts Without Bloodshed

**Missismiggins** · 18-04-2010, 03:05 AM

The Redshirt protest was brought to a halt tonight after the army were allowed to respond following the lilly livered Abhisit withdrawl.

A crack force of Thai commandos dressed in white blood spattered sheets and ghost masks descended on the red protesters camp.

A secondary force were silently parachuted in from helicopters dressed in "glow in the dark" skeleton suits, just above the red shirts stage.

Wearing Ghoulish masks and screaming "PEE" "PEE", the army routed the insurgents within minutes. The red shirts ran for cover, brandishing lucky amulets and clutching Bhuddas in defence.

The army used a number of large screen TV's to display the Nang Nak movie at strategic points forcing the terrified peasants to flee.

Mr. Sombal Somchai who has been living in a basket for the last three months described the scene. "Fuck me there was ghosts everywhere, I cacked my kegs at least twice...the army, Abhisit, no problem, but I cannot fight ghosts, I am off to my hovel in Isaan"

Owls were let loose over the protest camp, ensuring the protesters were aware that ghosts were on their way, and a number of barking dogs were let loose into the crowd to make sure that they knew this was a ghost warning, and that the dead were on their way.

Not one shot was fired.

It is expected however, that it will take about three days to remove the excrement left behind from the streets before traffic can get back to normal.

Red shirt leaders have responded by telephoning Bill Murray and requesting backup from Ghostbusters!

**Camel Toe** · 18-04-2010, 03:09 AM

excellent

**Missismiggins** · 18-04-2010, 03:12 AM

They will hang me one day!

**ENT** · 18-04-2010, 10:31 AM

Great!

**shunpike** · 18-04-2010, 11:02 AM

Good one Miggsy...
Kidding aside...it just might work!

**Happyman** · 18-04-2010, 11:14 AM

Read the OP and thought 'Bloody Hell' and at that moment we had a power outage !!!
Pissed myself laughing when it came back 10 minutes later -Nice one !

**Bogon** · 18-04-2010, 11:49 AM

Great read.
Thanks for the chuckle.

**crazy dog** · 18-04-2010, 01:07 PM

was in the mrs village recently and asked her 'so wheres this pee bob live then' she went into panic mode and said 'shush this house here' the one we were walking past, then a big dog came out barking- 'and that dog is like the witches cat' Claims her aunty saw the guy from the house change into a cow (fucking a cow more like) and so everyone in the village knows he is a pee bob. They really believer this stuff, wonder if they will burn him?

**panama hat** · 18-04-2010, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The Redshirt protest was brought to a halt tonight after the army were allowed to respond following the lilly livered Abhisit .........................................withdrawl .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

excellent

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They will hang me one day!

Originally Posted by ENT

Great

Not a nice thing to say to Miggins

**StrontiumDog** · 18-04-2010, 03:27 PM

Nice one MM, thanks for the laugh. Nice to see you back on form.

**DrAndy** · 18-04-2010, 03:31 PM

how many Joos were lurking controlling the whole thing though

not even mentioned

nor niggras, who masterminded the main part

**panama hat** · 18-04-2010, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

nor niggras, who masterminded the main part

It was dark . . . they had nothing to smile about . . . and the Jews stole their teeth for the fillings . . .

Obvious, innit

DaffyDuck · 18-04-2010, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Wearing Ghoulish masks and screaming "PEE" "PEE", the army routed the insurgents within minutes. The red shirts ran for cover, brandishing lucky amulets and clutching Bhuddas in defence.

ROTFLOL!

Awesome write up!

(it just might work)

**teddy** · 18-04-2010, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

how many Joos were lurking controlling the whole thing though

not even mentioned

nor niggras, who masterminded the main part

racist kunt

**Missismiggins** · 19-04-2010, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by teddy

Originally Posted by DrAndy

how many Joos were lurking controlling the whole thing though

not even mentioned

nor niggras, who masterminded the main part

racist kunt

Well, I doubt the Jews have a hand in any of this nor the Negroes, but what was to me initally a "Poor versus Rich" thing has turned into some sort of Marxist Maoist revolt.

It has gone too far.

surely if they want to see democracy, they can hang on a few months? wait for the elections.

All they seem to be doing now is shit stirring, they will only end up provoking another fucking coup, which will delay the elections until god knows when.

They have waited since 2006, why not just hang on another few months and let the place get back to normal a bit.

now we seem to have the Yellow shirts baying at the door for a resolutuion in 7 days, this is only going to end in a big fucking bloodbath.

The Army have been made to look like idiots - that won't last!

Abhisit has virtually shit on the army and called their bluff, the army are in a no win situation, and may in fact split and start to take sides.

The police have already taken sides with the reds, it is a disaster for Thailand, I see no way out to clean this shit up for maybe 10 years or more, they (Yellow, Red, Army, Govt. Elite, Police) are putting the whole place back another 50 years.

Some of these red shirts, as with the yellows have a secondary agenda, what exactly it is, is not really clear to me, but it is far more complex than I first thought.

By the intransigence on all sides, they will end up with the reds getting a damn good arse kicking and installing another dictatorship. All hopes of any democratic solution is rapidly going out of the window.

I agree with the beliefs that Abhisit is the last person that should be leading this country, he wouldn't get the vote if he was the only candidate.

But the reds are now simply aggitating, they will not give an inch!

It was however pretty funny to see the police bungle (if not intentionally) their raid on the hotel, they must be a laughing stock! I do not see the Army being prepared to be ridiculed again as they were last week, where civilians disarmed them and stole their weapons - this business with the "Elite troops" on top of high rise buildings and the like just adds to the uncertainty.

I always thought this shit would not happen again after the Thammasart massacre, but this place................you never know, it is a bit like light the red touch paper and run like hell!

**DrAndy** · 19-04-2010, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by teddy

Originally Posted by DrAndy

how many Joos were lurking controlling the whole thing though

not even mentioned

nor niggras, who masterminded the main part

racist kunt

fatarse Teddy

now call me "fattist"

**DrAndy** · 19-04-2010, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Some of these red shirts, as with the yellows have a secondary agenda, what exactly it is, is not really clear to me, but it is far more complex than I first thought.

it is always good to have a first thought

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