Thread: Pommie Shower

Pommie shower 116 up, 9 down

To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.

Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.
"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"



Urban Dictionary: Pommie shower

The Aussies have not much else to throw at us, so they have to resort to petty personal hygiene remarks.

Thank fuck I was born right-wise in the mother country and not on that chippy island of desert and thick criminals.

Funny how the Aussies call us "whinging Poms" yet all they ever do is whinge about us.

Originally Posted by Beadle

The Aussies have not much else to throw at us, so they have to resort to petty personal hygiene remarks.

Originally Posted by Belepheron

Funny how the Aussies call us "whinging Poms" yet all they ever do is whinge about us.

Funny how you both jump to the incorrect conclusion that Begbie is Australian or the site or addition has anything to do with Australians or Australia. Slight chip on your shoulders, boys?

Originally Posted by Beadle

thick

Yes, you both are.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Funny how you both jump to the incorrect conclusion that Begbie is Australian

Begbie is a sweat is he not?

Nor was I assuming anything.

Never really understood why folks admit openly to being descendant from the gene pool of a penal colony full of criminal degenerates.

Originally Posted by Spin

Never really understood why folks admit openly to being descendant from the gene pool of a penal colony full of criminal degenerates.

What is a gene pool? And is it any good for swimming in?

Originally Posted by Beadle

Begbie is a sweat is he not?

So your a Pom?

Oh good, another Aussie bashing thread that we can snigger along with.

I bet you most of the Poms here, and I'm referring to the Aussie bashing one's wish they were waving The Southern Cross instead of that Flag that hasn't held respect and since the death of The British Empire.

Originally Posted by Beadle

they have to resort to petty personal hygiene remarks.

those frenchmen arn't half fragrant - eh wot old chap ?

Originally Posted by Spin

Never really understood why folks admit openly to being descendant from the gene pool of a penal colony full of criminal degenerates.

or decendant from those with the initative to get a free cruise to paradise away from a a cold and miserable cnut of a place where poofs play soccer.

Originally Posted by Spin

Never really understood why folks admit openly to being descendant from the gene pool of a penal colony full of criminal degenerates.

Nor do you have the intellectual capacity, it seems, to understand that only a small percentage of the Australian population are descendants of the original penal system.

Don't let that stop you, though, in your ever increasing quest for complete inadequacy

Originally Posted by UpTooYou

What is a gene pool?

Where genes are washed?

In England that behaviour was called a "Paki shower"

I am Irish and have either a shower or a bath at least two times a day.

I also brush my teeth at least three times a day.

I also spend loads of dosh on shower gels, bubble baths and mouth washes. And vodka.

^ Judith, is that you?

^^ The OP is about Pommy's not Paddy's Patsy and original posted by a Jock with the Pom's coming out bashing the Aussies.

Whats wrong with having one bath a week? Better than being Ozzie.
At least we have one bath a week...!

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

At least we have one bath a week...!

You actually have a bath at home???????........// Show off.

Originally Posted by JoeMoer

Originally Posted by UpTooYou

What is a gene pool?

Where genes are washed?

Why does gene need washing? and if many pools said hello to her, would that increase the hi gene problem?

^^Its a big plastic bucket..and it needs to be...

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^^ The OP is about Pommy's not Paddy's Patsy and original posted by a Jock with the Pom's coming out bashing the Aussies.

Confused now. Oh well, off for a nice relaxing bath...

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

with the Pom's trying to come out to bash the Aussies but failing miserably

Sorry, mate . . . seems you left out a few words

I didn't know Begbie was a Sweaty Sock, and there's him on about personal hygene. Real Scotsmen shower in regurgitated Glenmorangie, real Scotswomen lick them dry.

That's what differentiats a Scotsman from a Puffin.

Originally Posted by Belepheron

That's what differentiats a Scotsman from a Puffin.

Rather ironically Begbie looks a lot like a puffin.

Those are the short, rotound, and stumpy birds right?

Soap Dodger 11 thumbs up

A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.

Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.

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