Thread: I need to open this wine bottle without a corkscrew...

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I am pissed but I have some screws about and a few pliers or even a hammer..

I will keep you lot informed...

If its not top notch stuff, push it thru then filter into the glass. It should be fine.

i recently saw a short video of some drunk frenchman who put the bottle in his shoe and then slammed the shoe against a wall several times....i barely escaped high school physics, but this somehow forces the cork to pop out.

should be on youtube.

here it is...

She is opened. I used a screw and a ratchet then followed up with leverage and a pair of pliers...brilliant. I am already pissed so here we go...

If you get yourself down soi 6 I am sure one of the lovely ladies would be able to suck the cork out for 50 baht tip.

Henceforth, buy box wine or screw-tops. Knocks down the stress factor. Silver Slipper, Boone's Farm, or Mad Dog 20-/20 are good quality starters.

No Mad dog 20/20 is for subhuman ghetto trash...

I wonder how many times the bottle has broken on people when they try that.

I usually use my cordless drill with a 10mm drill bit, then run the wine thru a paper filter to remove any excess cork........ I dont drink wine often !!!

real men just bite the neck off.

Who buys a bottle of wine when they don't have a corkscrew?


Oh, right. Hi bsnub, how ya been?

Ok slack. My girl did on Valentines day...ekkss...

Originally Posted by slackula

Who buys a bottle of wine when they don't have a corkscrew?


Oh, right. Hi bsnub, how ya been?

Love you friend....I am pissed and out....

If you need sleep then I suggest taste ritter sport...just a bite at a time.

zombie land rulz...suck my FN.....

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Henceforth, buy box wine or screw-tops. Knocks down the stress factor. Silver Slipper, Boone's Farm, or Mad Dog 20-/20 are good quality starters.

Based on your ava I would rather take a bullet...

Push it in, it may gush a bit and then get your tea strainer out.

Bit silly, but most bottles of wine have screw tops even expensive ones.

Something to do with corking..

I can't remember the last time i bought a bottle with a cork. And I live in wine country.

And i have got a corkscrew which i call my Bangkok Special cos i had to buy it in the 7-11 to open the wine i brought.

Forgot my swiss army knife that time!!!

Originally Posted by bsnub

ekkss..

Probably safe to assume that snubby is drunk again..

Originally Posted by bsnub

Love you friend....I am pissed and out....

OK, make that definitely..

Originally Posted by bsnub

If you need sleep then I suggest taste ritter sport...just a bite at a time.

Originally Posted by bsnub

zombie land rulz...suck my FN.....

Sounds like he was drinking good stuff..

Originally Posted by patsycat

Push it in, it may gush a bit and then get your tea strainer out.

Must. Resist. Temptation. To. Play.






*twitch*

never had any trouble with Mad Dog 20/20 when I was a drunk,, boones Farm was a little classy for us.

Originally Posted by slackula

*twitch*

Originally Posted by patsycat

Something to do with corking..

OK, f*ck it..

How YOU doing?

Originally Posted by patsycat

I can't remember the last time i bought a bottle with a cork. And I live in wine country.

You should drink more quality wine like "Petite Arvine" or "Amigne", only available with a cork. Oops, forgot Malvoisie and Malvoisie flétrie.

Originally Posted by blackgang

never had any trouble with Mad Dog 20/20 when I was a drunk,, boones Farm was a little classy for us.

Mad dog 20/20 - not for pussies

In my old student days, two large bottles were downed on the 20 minute bus ride into the Toon and a third smuggled into to the club stuffed down the back of your jeans. Off your tits for about 3 pounds. Life doesn't get better than that.