Thread: Post a photo a week, of anything/anywhere

Originally Posted by terry57

Hey Tommy, I reckon ya got a massive hard on reading that and at this present moment are banged up in a Taxi bolting to the Dusit Zoo.

^
Funny one that wannit, a little bit of pee came out.

Dusit zoo ? No, Tomcat is on his way to Saudi, because ....he gets all excited by the prospect of lashes.

The camel juice is simply a bonus.

Originally Posted by Luigi

New Mistress Application.



Accepted.

One day you'll grow up and realise that bragging about your infidelities is so, so very unclassy.
Did it ever occur to you that your ratting on Pat might happen to you? Someone with vengeance might.
Sad thing is it's your daughter and her mother that get hurt.
Jerk.

Lu_lu is indeed the sort of fooker one never wants to associate with.

Shacks up with a bint, punches out a sprog and then reckons he is a hero because he is out plugging whores.

Fook off lu lu innit.

^ Yeah, I reckon he's got few, if any real friends. Would double green you if I could Terry, but I redded you for something nasty you said. Have to wait for 20 repos. The green will more than make up for the red though Such is life and TD posts!

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Sad thing is it's your daughter and her mother that get hurt.

Who says I'm in a relationship with her mother?




You?

Originally Posted by terry57

Lu_lu is indeed the sort of fooker one never wants to associate with.

Guilty.

btw we should be getting commission from our fookin' Lawyer Tez, sent another 2 punters down to him last week. Slipped up big time not having a 10% commission clause set up with the koont.

I won the world cup today.

and an inhaler...

David Beckham had mild asthma in his prime.

Rchel Riley is a celebrity crohns disease sufferer

I'd still bash her back doors in and help her out

^I'll be right behind you

PM Lulu if you want some sandwich action

Actually I'd probably shagio the worst heffer to have a pop at her.

The Old Fire House....I noticed that the 'for sale' sign has gone since last my visit. Derelict for decades by the looks of things.

^ a fixer upper.


Could make a nice little coffee shop, or Thai massage parlour, or lair of World domination.


What happened to Carol Vorderman? She could definitely pull out me OCKC.

I was so loaded I took this home on Halloween.

With a mug like mine I can't complain.
Beauty and the beast.

I'm going back to Canada tonight. Expect some pictures from Chinese airports.

I'm a cheapass, but this will be my last year flying fucking economy class. I'm putting this as my NY resolution.

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

this will be my last year flying fucking economy class

...stopped flying economy 10 years ago...the vacation starts at the business class lounge and continues with champagne for the entire flight...

Never been in anything other than economy. What's the big deal?

Numb fingers.