Thread: Is It True?

Sprung the missus dropping a stinky fart in the kitchen, first off she blamed the dog, then told me to take the rubbish out cause it stunk, so i told her..you dirty smelly front bum..i bloody heard ya, the bloody fly screens were blown off by the detonation of your arse cheeks!, then she informed that girls don,t fart!

well i reckon its just not true!

Ladies don't fart, they pass wind. And it stinks, cus they don't drink enough beer to dilute the foul vapours.

Only men come out with a good old fashioned beer fart mate.

I like to float them in lifts after a night out on beer and biriani.
Do it just before my floor and leave the other occupants to enjoy.

Icelantic proverb.
A man really enjoys the smell of his own farts.

How disgusting. I take it you are not into rimming anymore these days?

wimmen don't fart cause they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.

Originally Posted by baldrick

wimmen don't fart cause they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.

So true


Caught my girl dropping a few juicy ones, but of the silent variety, and she had the audacity to say that it was me.

As I have gotten older I find that I fart well in the morning. Get up, walk round a couple of minutes then a good fart, not the silent type nor smelly, just a long loud explosion, or a series of short sharp blasts. G/f says I am playing music

Originally Posted by nedwalk

so i told her..you dirty smelly front bum..i bloody heard ya

Maybe a fungal or bacterial infection, maybe she should visit a gynecologist and get it checked out.

For maximum effect I like to drop them when I'm walking up stairs so that the people behind you have to walk straight in to them.