Thread: Why are sex toys illegal in Thailand ?

Anyway, some of the girls get confused and end up chipping the enamel off their teeth.

Interesting, i too never knew them to be illegal.. hmm.

Funny posts, enjoyed them. 55555

Me and the mrs don't need them, I just unleash the beast and she's happy.

Originally Posted by lost the plot

Me and the mrs don't need them, I just unleash the beast and she's happy.

What is it ..... doberman or a rottweiler ?

I've never understood why blokes would buy dildoes etc for their girlfriends. Are their knobs broken or something?

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Are their knobs broken or something?

needs a rest sometimes mate.

^ speak for yourself

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Why are sex toys illegal in Thailand ?

Steals jobs from the locals. Could have decremental impact on economy.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

not that prick of an actor that got caught with the good time girl...what was his name...hoity toity prat - better than your average person - not even a decent actor either - unless you liked David Niven and Errol Flynn types hurtled into the 21st century - GRANT - pompous fucking Mr. something Nobody Grant! Hugh (like Huge - as in Huge Mistake)

You got issues, clearly.

Originally Posted by Rigger

There is a online Thai store that you can buy this type of stuff, but lost the link, but I am sure someone posted it here on TD

Yep, might have been MtD who posted the link once I think. Lots of stuff to be bought online or by phone. Fast delivery too. Rumour has it that the dudes running that may have been arrested though.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The 11th Commandment - (which they hid - was Thou shalt not be a hypocrite!)

Yup, and the religious reich dutifully ignore that one just as much as the other 10.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Hat Yai has a market that sells small vibrators, bit of a trip though.

Not for me!!!! BRRRRmmmmmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Because Thai women would no longer need Thai men! Imagine it - pleasure without the need to be subserviant, without the need to be a second class citizen, no need to prostrate yourself at your husbands feet every night - the race would die out within 30 years!

Ann Summers franchise anyone???

Originally Posted by wefearourdespot

Vibrators don't fork out money.

Thai men rarely do either, from what my wife's experience was! However he did batter the feck out of her everytime she said she only had enough money for the kid...lovely chaps (generalisation)

Originally Posted by Gerbil

I've never understood why blokes would buy dildoes etc for their girlfriends. Are their knobs broken or something?

No, but something good is on the TV.

Just order from e bay not a problem

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Just two days ago, picking my son up from school, there was a "man on woman" argument going on on the other carriageway, he had her by the hair and kicking the shit out of her - now, what would you rather have? THAT or a vibrating friend?

If those are the only choices in life, a bit strange

Originally Posted by Bangyai

I reckon if you looked around a mobile phone would do just as good ......sort of multi functional thing.

sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle

or get a motorbike

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

not that prick of an actor that got caught with the good time girl...what was his name...hoity toity prat - better than your average person - not even a decent actor either - unless you liked David Niven and Errol Flynn types hurtled into the 21st century - GRANT - pompous fucking Mr. something Nobody Grant! Hugh (like Huge - as in Huge Mistake)

You got issues, clearly.

yes, he does come across as a very angry and self-important person

I am sure he is lovely in real life

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Originally Posted by shaggersback

Krong Tom markets Bkk (not sure of correct spelling) has them everywhere on display , as well as dice , cards , porn dvd ....etc etc etc.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll get down there when I've got a minute and see whats in the offing.

Well, everyone will be pleased to know....problem sorted. I took a stroll around Klong Tom today and found the dildo of her dreams. There were plenty of the plain ones on show ( one size seems to fit all ) and if you wanted something more exotic with flashing lights , throbbing veins and graphic equaliser then there were catalogues to choose from...the merchandise being kept off site on account of the BIB. As the lady in question seems keen to try everything I also picked up some handcuffs and a very cute knuckle duster.

As regards my own member......no complaints yet but as hard as he trys he can hardly be expected to be in two places at once ......if you get my drift.
Cheers all. Tonights the night !!

Are sex toys really illegal in Thailand?
If you swing by NEP you can find hundreds in all shapes and sizes.
And they don't run on batteries.
They run on som tam!

Originally Posted by Phoenix

and a very cute knuckle duster.

Are you planning on beating the crap out of her, in a nice way?

Peterpan's favourite store

Originally Posted by MustavaMond

And the genitalia of women as belonging to males.

Boy, you are surely a femanazi ain't ya.

Originally Posted by Phoenix

A few years back I had a few toys in the bedside drawer but when had to do a spell away I gave them to a friend who has since likewise departed. No loss until just recently I've met a very interesting girl who is very adventurous and keen to try anything. Only now I find out that they are illegal ? I'm sure, this being Thailand they can be found but where ? Oh yes....and what with the ban ? Unfair competition or what ?

Maybe ask your Girl to track down your Friend and then she will be sorted , problem solved and you have done nought illegal !!!