Kamagra being used live

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 09:41 PM

Well I was donated this Kamagra quite a while ago and now is the time to test it out.

Now I have never used any of these penis helpers before, well apart from the odd occasion when I have taken 2 or 3 gals at a time and then they are the penis helpers.

So we got 100 mg of Kamagra oral jelly, pineapple flavour I believe sitting on the desk, we got my galfriend unknowingly sitting downstairs watching tv with my son, this stuff is supposed to take 45 minutes to work and my son has to goto bed in 30 minutes so me and the galfriend should be left in blissful peace.

I have to admit when I suggested taking this Kamagra before to the galfriend she told me to fok off out and use it on somebody else, well she maybe in for a little suprise this evening

Fok, Fok, it tastes foking awful, ok 9.34pm I have eaten half the packet, Jees, even cigerettes and scotch cant get rid of the taste, it's like stuck all over my tongue and the roof of my mouth, anyway now is the time to prepare the shagging platform and to also wash my genitilia, fok, 4 minutes later and all I can taste is this shite, it really is awful, at first it tasted like pineapple, now it tastes like I just spewed up and haven't rinsed my mouth out, ok time to get prepared for this night of wild sex, I believe I can feel a stirring in my loins, damn she is going to hate me

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 09:47 PM

9.45pm I can feel things stirring a little bit, the old knob seems to have got a bit heavier, or that maybe in anticipation, I think I should have a quick shower and nip out actually, seems a shame to waste it all on my galfriend, still can't get rid of the taste though, and it aint nice.

**mrsquirrel** · 28-06-2006, 09:48 PM

Watch her hava headache and DD have to sit all night on TD with his dick in his hand.

Or even funnier that it won't go down and he has to pee doing handstands

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 09:49 PM

Mods, where are you?
This one needs snipping a bit sharpish like, otherwise i'll be adding my poppers posts into it.

**Dougal** · 28-06-2006, 09:49 PM

Are you going for blow by blow updates?

How are you going to type while you are shagging your gf?

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 09:51 PM

I thought it was time to make use of my webcam

ok shower time

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 10:02 PM

Well after giving my knob a thorough washing it still seems to be the same, still we are only 27 minutes into this experiment, lets hope things pick up from here

**Fingers_in_pies** · 28-06-2006, 10:03 PM

I have used Kamagra, i thought it was better than Viagra as the later makes you lose stimulation and it feels like your nob is frozen.

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 10:03 PM

I would like to experiment and i can guarantee that it will not take more than 3 seconds for things to change, it's a pity that a;ll will be the same within 3 minutes.

**Butterfly** · 28-06-2006, 10:07 PM

is that the thread of the week ?

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 10:09 PM

Well me son has gone off to bed, me galfriend is sitting up here watching the tv, I got to admit I wouldn't mind a blow job, but it seems nothing is happening down there by itself

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 10:11 PM

How much did you pay for this medicine that you needed cos you dick doesn't work anymore?

**poolcleaner** · 28-06-2006, 10:12 PM

While I'm reading this my gf is giving me good old sucking, sorry DD

**Rigger** · 28-06-2006, 10:13 PM

he will be back in two mins and will be heading out for a beer I think

or off to the toilet

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 10:14 PM

Ok, 39 minutes and the stuff is starting to have it's effect, things are a stirring down there

CMN go back to your ladymen friends

**mrsquirrel** · 28-06-2006, 10:16 PM

It doesn't increase your libido or sex drive DD.

You need to be stiumlated.

It's an urban myth that it increases your power it just keeps you hard,

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 10:18 PM

Well when is the foking thing gonna start pointing at the sky then?

**mrsquirrel** · 28-06-2006, 10:19 PM

I would recommend having a look at some porn to get things moving

Big Breasts

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 10:20 PM

Waste of time and money i think, it's never going to do that cos you are oibviously a bit decrepit and need stimuli.

**dirtydog** · 28-06-2006, 10:20 PM

Right now is the time to get romantic with the old galfriend, yep I am going to sit next to her and let her play with my knob, can still taste the stuff though, it is pretty horrid.

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 10:21 PM

Last night, I looked at that Anna jamp movie, well worth a look and I had a bottle of stimulants at hand and this morning i realised the curtains had been open.

**mrsquirrel** · 28-06-2006, 10:25 PM

You were sniffing poppers and wanking?

Fucking hell CMN.

Have you tried that super poppers trick yet?

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 10:28 PM

^
Not yet, it sounds a bit scary.
Also i'm extremely untechnical.

**mrsquirrel** · 28-06-2006, 10:30 PM

Dammit are you a man or a mouse.

A small coke bottle

Small amount of water in the bottom. (a gob full will do)

A few drops of poppers

Put the lid on

Shake it up

Take the top of

Place mouth on end

Squeeze and inhale. squeeze hard

put lid back on

fall of chair

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-06-2006, 10:31 PM

Shalll do when my wife takes off to bed.
How do you think it should be thread?

Also, I don't like coke, will a fanta bottle do the trick?

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