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    has my time come?

    Just wondering whether I should invest in a pack or two of these.



    Yesterday I'm afraid I had a few beers at my mates place, well below the legal limit (which I understand is 300 Bt) of course, but after wards I had to pick the kids up and draw some money out the bank.
    I know after a couple my bladder ain't what it used to be, so pushed the pace to get to a toilet.

    We arrived at the shopping centre and before I went to the bank I had to urgently relieve my self. Just made it in time to the toilets, so i thought.
    When I emerged my Youngest daughter pointed at the large wet patch on my trousers and said "Did daddy Piss a pants?".
    I looked down and it was if I hadn't even bothered with the toilet, a large and very obvious piss stain on my cream coloured Chinos went down to the knees.
    I grabbed my daughers school bag to cover up my shame before I went to the bank.

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    Your ment to give it a good shake before putting it back in your pants pp

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    We come into the world in nappies and go out in nappies.

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    prostate problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    When I emerged my Youngest daughter pointed at the large wet patch on my trousers and said "Did daddy Piss a pants?". I looked down and it was if I hadn't even bothered with the toilet, a large and very obvious piss stain on my cream coloured Chinos went down to the knees.
    been happening to me for years, if i aint careful.

    a good reason to wear dark coloured pants.

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    It could just have been Newtons 5th Law. "No matter how much you shake it, you'll never get the last drops out!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Your ment to give it a good shake before putting it back in your pants pp
    Don't forget Dave, more than three shakes is a wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    "Did daddy Piss a pants?"
    I would lodge a strong complaint against her teacher







    Oh, don't worry about the other thing.
    Just keep some mothballs in your pocket

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    When I emerged my Youngest daughter pointed at the large wet patch on my trousers and said "Did daddy Piss a pants?". I looked down and it was if I hadn't even bothered with the toilet, a large and very obvious piss stain on my cream coloured Chinos went down to the knees.
    been happening to me for years, if i aint careful.

    a good reason to wear dark coloured pants.
    Just wear a sarong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    Your ment to give it a good shake before putting it back in your pants pp
    Afraid it was much more than a few drops Dave. took a good hour of drying before I could remove the school bag away from my crotch.

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    Always carry a plastic bag and elastic band for emergencies !

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    Happens to me as well and when I am in a hurry mate, always has and always will.

    Some things just take time and make sure you shake it out before catching your bell end in your fly and in your haste.

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    Actually.......its not so bad. When you have to cut a cat flap in the seat of your trousers , you know you've reached the bottom.

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    How about getting catherterised?

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    Having spent a fair while stuck behind the wheel of a van in town centers, with bogs a rarity, always found it usefull to have a couple of large empty bottles in the cab. Make sure the opening and neck of the bottles are large enough to accomodate the old chap, then, at the slightest discomfort, feed the organ into the bottle and let go. Deposit either the contents or the bottle plus contents at the earliest convenience. This is obviously only a stop gap. If the problem pissists, then your plan A (diapers) may be your solution. If you resort to this method, don't forget to use a good powder to prevent diaper rash.

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    Don't worry too much mate!

    Even the younger members here have their moments!


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    Not known as pp for no reason..

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Having spent a fair while stuck behind the wheel of a van in town centers, with bogs a rarity, always found it usefull to have a couple of large empty bottles in the cab. Make sure the opening and neck of the bottles are large enough to accomodate the old chap, then, at the slightest discomfort, feed the organ into the bottle and let go. Deposit either the contents or the bottle plus contents at the earliest convenience. This is obviously only a stop gap. If the problem pissists, then your plan A (diapers) may be your solution. If you resort to this method, don't forget to use a good powder to prevent diaper rash.

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    Ask DrivenToWank, he has a patent on those and he is looking for a solid investor

    you could be his new sponsor

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    took a good hour of drying before I could remove the school bag away from my crotch.
    One hour . . . where did you dry it and if you didn't wash it you're a pig. . . with all due respect, of course.

    Hasn't happened to me yet and liquid farts are a different subject.

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    Good vid KW. Piss jugs, with personalised opening width. Driven can stick to trailers, piss jugs is the way forward. Loy Toy, I have an idea. Can we meet to sign a non disclosure contract ?

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    PP peed himself

    what would Joanna Lumley think!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Good vid KW.
    that's only the half of it....

    funniest damn show ever!

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