Thread: Air Pollution

Hot diggedy..the network seems free as a freebird tonight, a damn site better than yesterday!

anyway...

I noticed that the English Language broadcasts on the Chiang Mai Network (They have mysteriously returned - be it 15 minutes later than scheduled) were showing some concern about the environment, and in particular, the damage done to our air by the burning off of waste materiel.

In fact, they went as far as providing a telephone number for concerned citizens to call, whereby you could report any wrongdoers, who were burning anything that was causing pollution.

A sort of Smoke Snitch Hotline, where the polluters would be fined a few thousand baht. Good idea!

Two questions...

1: Does anyone know if a reward for Snitching is payable?

Hence, this brings me to the second question:

2: They burnt some old dead [at][at][at][at] today and to be honest he fucking stunk, and his remains filled the air with a lot of black disgusting smoke..putrid.. he must have been one of the 7 day cremations rather than the "fresh" 3 day jobbies..if there is a reward, how can I claim it? and besides they fuelled his fat lacking body with old car tyres, they stunk almosr as much as him! It smelled like a South African necklacing...surely there must be a law against this!

Can I sue the relatives or dependants?

Sorry, I thought I was logged onto Thai Visa!

Could be dangerous cooking them on the open fire Thai BBQ style instead of in an oven. If they had been suffering a bout of severe flatulence when they expired then there could be an explosion. Bits of great uncle flying across the room and stuck to the ceiling. Would make a great movie clip. Why don't people take video cameras to funerals? You could send a DVD of edited highlights to all the attendees like they do at weddings. Scampy could get in ahead of the competition before the idea really takes off.

Originally Posted by Looper

Could be dangerous cooking them on the open fire Thai BBQ style instead of in an oven. If they had been suffering a bout of severe flatulence when they expired then there could be an explosion. Bits of great uncle flying across the room and stuck to the ceiling. Would make a great movie clip. Why don't people take video cameras to funerals? You could send a DVD of edited highlights to all the attendees like they do at weddings. Scampy could get in ahead of the competition before the idea really takes off.

You're not wrong there!
Personally, I like to see them "re - animate" as the heat gets to them they start to move...like a slow death dance...legs and arms start slowly creaking back into action...don't take the kids, it'll scare the shit out of them for ever!

The last one I had the pleasure of watching was like Saen Sans "Dance Macarbre", a truly awseome perfomance, sadly, he never performed quite as well in real life, and his wife told everyone he had a small cock! Not even diginity in death here...fuck knows what they'll say when they burn me...I need to eat a lot of beans every day and go off like a flatulent rocket!

not a bad OP really.

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Sorry, I thought I was logged onto Thai Visa!

Actually, I seem to be logged on to Welcome To Error.com fucking great!

Network Error (tcp_error)

A communication error occurred: "Operation timed out" The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.
For assistance, contact your network support team.

^ Which websites keep giving you this message?

Originally Posted by watterinja

^ Which websites keep giving you this message?

Only Teakdoor, no one else...are we being watched?
Not sure as I got my 1 year extension visa today so I guess they can't be that fussy!