Tell me I am not dreaming.

**Captain Sensible** · 26-07-2005, 10:45 PM

I was happily chatting away in AIM with another member when my mobile rang. It was this bird I met in a local chat room. She wants too see what I look like and wants to borrow a mouse coz hers is fokked. She is on her way back from her work at The Port of Brisbane.
I think, I am sorted here and sign off from the chat. I aint even seen this gal before. Not even a pic online. She said she was shy. Sne comes into my apartment. She is gorgeous btw. I go a bit silly and tongue tied.

So the Cap lends her a mouse without even thinking twice.
The Cap goes to grab a handful and she excuses herself saying that her son is home alone and waiting for her.

Fok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a fokking angel. From Samoa with eyes that just glisten. 5Ft and 56 kgs, or so she said. Well fit anyway.

She promises to lunch with me on Saturday and is gone.

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are doing my fokking head in.

Bless em but Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ever happened to you?

Full report coming on Sunday.

**poolcleaner** · 26-07-2005, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

I was happily chatting away in AIM with another member when my mobile rang. It was this bird I met in a local chat room. She wants too see what I look like and wants to borrow a mouse coz hers is fokked. She is on her way back from her work at The Port of Brisbane.
I think, I am sorted here and sign off from the chat. I aint even seen this gal before. Not even a pic online. She said she was shy. Sne comes into my apartment. She is gorgeous btw. I go a bit silly and tongue tied.

So the Cap lends her a mouse without even thinking twice.
The Cap goes to grab a handful and she excuses herself saying that her son is home alone and waiting for her.

Fok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a fokking angel. From Samoa with eyes that just glisten. 5Ft and 56 kgs, or so she said. Well fit anyway.

She promises to lunch with me on Saturday and is gone.

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are doing my fokking head in.

Bless em but Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ever happened to you?

Full report coming on Sunday.

"The Cap goes to grab a handful"

Not a Samoan Katoey I hope?

Anyway, no it's never happened to me.

I recall what I did with a very big...............nah forget it

**dirtydog** · 26-07-2005, 10:57 PM

thats quite a big old beast for a 5ft gal, ie 59 kilos, had a kid aswell so shes got saggy breasts, i personally wouldn't bother making a nice meal for her, just buy her a bag of chips and a bottle of thunderbird wine, although for a beast that big it might be better if you drunk the wine....

**Captain Sensible** · 26-07-2005, 11:08 PM

I didnt get a chance to get me camera out but mate. Mate. Mate(thats aussie for mate) she is/was fokking gorgeous. Grrrrr. I have arranged to have lunch at a local Irish Pub on Saturday at 1pm.
I think I am gonna change it to dinner. There is a nice little tratoria within cooee of the resort. Fokking sorted.

Piss off America, Polenisia(sp) is here.

lah lah lah.

**Harry** · 26-07-2005, 11:18 PM

*thinks, it's all gonna end in tears..... again!*

**poolcleaner** · 26-07-2005, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

*thinks, it's all gonna end in tears..... again!*

You're such a pessimist Harry.
The Captain's recent track record isn't so bad, is it?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-07-2005, 11:21 PM

Fok Harry. Do you ever get it wet without spitting on it?

**dirtydog** · 26-07-2005, 11:21 PM

harry its a well known fact that aussies have tiny little penises, can you just imagine a gals disappointment on seeing something so small....

**Goddess of Whatever** · 26-07-2005, 11:22 PM

just wonder if she's more gorgeous than me -_-"

**Captain Sensible** · 26-07-2005, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

just wonder if she's more gorgeous than me -_-"

Thats funny coz I was just thinking the same thing.

Pics please.

**Harry** · 26-07-2005, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

harry its a well known fact that aussies have tiny little penises, can you just imagine a gals disappointment on seeing something so small....

Then he'd better get a couple of bottles of thunderbird down her before unzipping his slacks. I wish him all the happiness in the world but he does seem to get over eager.

PS. 5ft & 56kg is fat in anyones book.

**Captain Sensible** · 26-07-2005, 11:30 PM

What are you reading at the moment Harry cos I think you got ther book upside down mate. This gal is slender with breasts a plenty. Eyes that just make you/me go/went ga ga.

lah lah lah

At least I aint in fokking Putney where thae gals are busy weighing fruit and argueing over bus fares.

Heaven, Im in heaven. lah lah lah.

**Harry** · 26-07-2005, 11:33 PM

You wrote:

5Ft and 56 kgs

, that's fat mate.

breasts a plenty

, does this mean there is more than two?

**Harry** · 26-07-2005, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Heaven, Im in heaven. lah lah lah.

For fuck's sake. Please, suicide bombers, if you're reading this, stand next to this man.

**dirtydog** · 26-07-2005, 11:36 PM

the third is her beer belly, jees fat old goat.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 26-07-2005, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

just wonder if she's more gorgeous than me -_-"

Thats funny coz I was just thinking the same thing.

Pics please.

Not now mate! after she breaks your heart, i'll show you my picture then you would get ready to be broken heart again.. hehehehe.. :twisted:

**Captain Sensible** · 26-07-2005, 11:44 PM

You foks are simply jealous. I can understand it. I mean the best you can hope for is some Thai bird with tits that can be best descibed as 'promising'.

*Thinks* I think I will have the Barramundi and salad* come Saturday night.
Then back to the resort for a game of "tic tac tow".

I have to say that I dont like her NZ type accent but I have some socks that will fix that.

lah lah lah

**dirtydog** · 26-07-2005, 11:51 PM

i think the kiwis think the same of them as aussies think of abbos, would you have a relationship with an abbo cap?

**Harry** · 26-07-2005, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

I have to say that I dont like her NZ type accent...

lah lah lah

What out for those NZ maori gals... they tend to overdo it in the cosmetics dept.

**Captain Sensible** · 27-07-2005, 12:00 AM

Nah. Fok you lot. I aint goona fok this one up. She is a sheer delight with a body to kill for. You can fok right off with yer kilo's to height bollocks.
You didnee see this island princess.

Heaven, I am in heaven , lah lah lah.

These poleneysian women know how to treat a man.

Respect and a wooden bowl of Karva.

Pics on Sunday. Please stand by.

**dirtydog** · 27-07-2005, 12:02 AM

are you gonna post the pics of the bed stains again?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 27-07-2005, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nah.Fok you lot. I aint goona fok this one up. She is a sheer delight with a body to kill for. You can fok right oof with yer kilo's to height bollocks.
You didnee see this island princess.

Heaven, I am in heaven , lah lah lah.

These poleneysian women know how to treat a man.

Respect and a wooden bowl of Karva.

Pics on Sunday. Please stand by.

I am looking forward to seeing the pictures

**Harry** · 27-07-2005, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

These poleneysian women know how to treat a man.

Yep, she & her family will have you in the cooking pot in no-time. they're all cannibals these Polynesians(sp) you know.

Was she carring one of these per chance?

**Captain Sensible** · 27-07-2005, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nah.Fok you lot. I aint goona fok this one up. She is a sheer delight with a body to kill for. You can fok right oof with yer kilo's to height bollocks.
You didnee see this island princess.

Heaven, I am in heaven , lah lah lah.

These poleneysian women know how to treat a man.

Respect and a wooden bowl of Karva.

Pics on Sunday. Please stand by.

I am looking forward to seeing the pictures

Is this a game of you show me and I will show you, Goddess?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 27-07-2005, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Nah.Fok you lot. I aint goona fok this one up. She is a sheer delight with a body to kill for. You can fok right oof with yer kilo's to height bollocks.
You didnee see this island princess.

Heaven, I am in heaven , lah lah lah.

These poleneysian women know how to treat a man.

Respect and a wooden bowl of Karva.

Pics on Sunday. Please stand by.

I am looking forward to seeing the pictures

Is this a game of you show me and I will show you, Goddess?

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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