Do you believe your horoscope?

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2008, 09:56 PM

If you do you will find a link in the Temples and Wats forum, thought it the best place to put it, ie Gods and all that rubbish.

**DJ Pat** · 18-10-2008, 12:48 AM

My horoscope never warns me about when I'll find a chick who's into my kinda stuff.

So why bother?

**dirtydog** · 18-10-2008, 12:52 AM

Find a better horoscope?

**Gerbil** · 18-10-2008, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

My horoscope never warns me about when I'll find a chick who's into my kinda stuff.

So why bother?

Try the one in 'Transsexual News'?

**dirtydog** · 18-10-2008, 01:02 AM

www.guysthattakeitupthebum.com

**DJ Pat** · 18-10-2008, 01:03 AM

Brilliant. Thanks for the great advice.

**Loy Toy** · 18-10-2008, 01:11 AM

I very much believe that you create your own destiny and frown upon all this soothsayer crap that people believe here in Thailand.

Horoscopes......! Very rarely read mine and have never conducted myself according to the written predictions.

**alphagirl** · 18-10-2008, 02:19 AM

Health related problems might cause discomfort. Be careful who you deal with financially. Relationship with your spouse might get strained because of unwanted interference of outsiders. Personal relationship may break due to difference of opinions. Take care of your action and words as authority figure will be less understanding if you do something deceitful.

all rubbish!
no health problems.
no spouse

**dirtydog** · 18-10-2008, 02:27 AM

^fancy a shag then?

**alphagirl** · 18-10-2008, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^fancy a shag then?

I'm on hiatus from men

**nedwalk** · 18-10-2008, 05:05 AM

^ i can be a boy ..will that work for ya?

**Warwick** · 18-10-2008, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Do you believe your horoscope?

I don't believe in all that crap. We Aquarians are very level headed.

**melvbot** · 18-10-2008, 05:05 PM

Depending on which source you use I can be either a Gemini or Cancer. I think its a load of codswallop.

**barbaro** · 18-10-2008, 05:15 PM

I don't know a lot about them:

Do you believe your horoscope?

But....they are very general. Over-generalized, so I am suspect if it's real.

**Norton** · 18-10-2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

fancy a shag then?

Originally Posted by alphagirl

Health related problems might cause discomfort.

A possible connection me thinks.

**alphagirl** · 18-10-2008, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

A possible connection me thinks.

nah I'm just tired of men and their endless mindgames
and bullshit

**AntRobertson** · 18-10-2008, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by alphagirl

Originally Posted by Norton

A possible connection me thinks.

nah I'm just tired of men and their endless mindgames
and bullshit

I hear you sister! That's why I'm a lesbian.

A lesbian trapped in a mans body granted, but a lesbian nevertheless.

**alphagirl** · 18-10-2008, 08:46 PM

fock, alot of women are worse than men, I wouldn't want to deal with my mood swings

**AntRobertson** · 18-10-2008, 08:49 PM

I have the mood swings and I have to bloody well shave!

**alphagirl** · 18-10-2008, 08:52 PM

so you really are a lesbian

**AntRobertson** · 18-10-2008, 08:54 PM

Touche'!

Will have to green you for that later, all out of ammo right now.

**alphagirl** · 18-10-2008, 09:05 PM

I met a "couple" last year on plane back from Long Island.
They were both named Heather.
I think it would be a bit odd to have the same name as your
partner.

**November Rain** · 19-10-2008, 07:19 AM

Nope, but most of the traits generally ascribed to my star sign do describe me. The fortune telling part of it, I believe to be a load of bull. No matter what they say it's statistically bound to apply, however loosely, to someone reading it.

**baldrick** · 19-10-2008, 07:39 PM

^ mine is pretty unequivocal

"baldrick , you are a cnut "

and it's correct

**jandajoy** · 19-10-2008, 07:46 PM

YOUR ASTROLOGICAL WEEK AHEAD

WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)

You're feeling a little decadent today, so why not skip out of work early, smoke some opium and then hang out with pornographers and whores

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)

Lately it seems like you have more questions than answers. Why do you think that is?

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)

Give yourself a much-needed chuckle by encouraging a blind old person to try and cross a busy dual carriageway.

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)

An ambiguous statement from your lover has got you puzzled. Don't spend too much time worrying about it. They’ve left.

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)

You're experiencing some symptoms that could just as easily be stress-related as actual signs of a health problem. Relax with some frenzied masturbation.

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)

Your energy level is quite high and you will be in a good mood for much of the day at work. And then in the evening you will feel like shit.

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)

You feel the urge to aim for some big new goal at work. Good plan. Those fat ones are always so grateful afterwards.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You and your big ideas look set to take over the world – or at least your small part of it. Why not expand your horizons a little with an attack on Russia?
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)

It's easy to be impatient with those around you today. So what the hell are you waiting for?

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)

As tense as your day-to-day life is, it's important to do something to keep up your level of amusement. Try poisoning a cat, slowly.

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Treat your wife to an old fashioned dinner at home. And then treat yourself to an old fashioned rogering with her bent over the sofa. You deserve it.

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

You and your partner both have things you want, and right now your desires are not matching up. Try a couple of centimetres higher and slightly to the left.

YOUR ASTROLOGICAL WEEK AHEAD - The Daily Mash

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