Before the days of mobile phones when you went out you would say "Meet you at the Horse and Cck at 8.30" and you would, maybe somebody would be a little bit late, maybe not. now you have
8.20 Hi Cocksniffer I'm at the turdberry bush waiting for Titty, we'll be at the Sniff and Hound so if you cut through the cydburry we might just meet you
8.25 Pimo isn't here yet, so we'll try and meet you at the Cockscrather
8.28 I've just had a text from Bimbleboy and he say drinks are half price at Friedmelons,do you want to go there. I do, but Hunglemuffin won't get in cos he's wearing trainers.
8.35 where are you?
8.40 I'm at the bar, next to the giel with the big tits. (slap) Oh, sorry did you hear me, I didn't think anyone else could hear me whilst i talk really loud into my phone cos it's magic or sommet, init.
8.50 Cocksniffer says we should all go to Muffins cos it's really cool and there's a girl with really big tits there.
9.00 Where are you?
9.10 I'm at muffins
9.35 Oh, fuck we followed big tits from muffins to the Hairy Slapper.