I wonder how the Korat bash is going?

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23-03-2008, 07:42 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by buad hai

Of course it's not normal. You think I can find an English speaking shrink here in Korat who's familiar with treating Social Anxiety Disorder? Even if I could, think I could afford to pay for it?

I think that I might could help, I'm great with shy people..:) Kind of a shame that you aint a gal...:)
23-03-2008, 07:43 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Dalts - You didn't mention the lobotomy

Twat...:)
23-03-2008, 07:47 PM
chinthee

^^^Well, let's put it this way. When he got up to go to the toilet, most of the Thais were either cowering in the corner, staring with gaping open mouths, and I did snap a pic of this reaction:

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ees_pants.jpeg
23-03-2008, 07:59 PM
Dalton

^ What happend :confused: :confused: Did she meet "Uncle Fester"..:)
23-03-2008, 08:00 PM
chinthee

^Actually, you're right, I snapped that as Texpat got up.
23-03-2008, 08:03 PM
Dalton

^ He surely knows have to make the girls wet...:)
23-03-2008, 08:10 PM
Marmite the Dog

I got a really good piccie of Unkle Fester.

I'll have to wait for his permission before I post it though.
23-03-2008, 08:11 PM
tsicar

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the korat bash was really great-definitely wont miss the next one.
the teakdoor hooligans i met all lived up to expectations and a huge amount of beer was consumed. great company, good conversation and a lot of laughs, great hospitality from forreaching me, too.
texpat proved his thai language and writing skills by accepting a challenge from tsicar to translate and write the word "clitorus" in thai, which was then passed to the serving girl for verification. her reaction confirmed it and she never served tsicar another drink for the rest of the evening.
dalton drove back the same night as the kids were occupying the trampoline and he had nowhere to sleep........
23-03-2008, 08:17 PM
stroller

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsicar

translate and write the word "clitorus" in thai

Should have started by asking him to spell it in English.
23-03-2008, 08:19 PM
dirtydog

^Whats one of them then?
23-03-2008, 08:22 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsicar

dalton drove back the same night as the kids were occupying the trampoline and he had nowhere to sleep........

Bladdy hell, you promised not to post that...:) Makes me feel bad..
23-03-2008, 08:22 PM
chinthee

Actually, that was one of the intellectual topics of conversation with Dalton claiming anyone who gives oral sex to a woman is a queer, and that a woman's pleasure is surely secondary to a man's. :bunny3:
23-03-2008, 08:23 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'll have to wait for his permission before I post it though.

Feck of Mamers, you posted me without permission :) So just put "Uncle Fester" up there...:)
23-03-2008, 08:24 PM
English Noodles

Quote:

Originally Posted by stroller

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsicar

translate and write the word "clitorus" in thai

Should have started by asking him to spell it in English.

clitoris, though it may have been like toysRus, ClitsRus:)
23-03-2008, 08:25 PM
stroller

Glad I haven't gone out of my way to mix with these low-lives.
23-03-2008, 08:26 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinthee

Actually, that was one of the intellectual topics of conversation with Dalton claiming anyone who gives oral sex to a woman is a queer, and that a woman's pleasure is surely secondary to a man's.

Did I say that :confused: Nah...you must be mistaken, so much noice around :rolleyes:...BTW it dosent matter in your case anyway..;)
23-03-2008, 08:27 PM
dirtydog

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Originally Posted by English Noodles

clitoris, though it may have been like toysRus, ClitsRus

AHHH, thats like the G Spot then, real deep in the girls throat, the more they gag the more they enjoy it then?
23-03-2008, 08:28 PM
English Noodles

Meanwhile one of the bar girls was proving her English skills by writing the word 'cock' in English on a piece of paper.:rolleyes:
23-03-2008, 08:29 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by stroller

Glad I haven't gone out of my way to mix with these low-lives.

Yeah right...:rolleyes: You need to open your horizons, it might actually be good for you..:) You're turning into a hermit up there..
23-03-2008, 08:30 PM
dirtydog

^^Not scampys forehead then?
23-03-2008, 08:31 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

AHHH, thats like the G Spot then, real deep in the girls throat, the more they gag the more they enjoy it then?

No DD, what you're on about is when you stuff your whole cock with balls and all down there throat...:)
23-03-2008, 08:33 PM
tsicar

Quote:

Originally Posted by stroller

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsicar

translate and write the word "clitorus" in thai

Should have started by asking him to spell it in English.

nothing rong with muy speling, muy bouy! besides, he sez that's the way they spell it in america, and if texpat sez that is how they spell it in america, who the hell am i to argue?!!
23-03-2008, 08:36 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsicar

nothing rong with muy speling, muy bouy! besides, he sez that's the way they spell it in america, and if texpat sez that is how they spell it in america, who the hell am i to argue?!!

Feck me...Smeden has hacked Tsicars pass-word....:)
23-03-2008, 08:55 PM
buad hai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalton

I think that I might could help, I'm great with shy people..

I'm game, what do you suggest?
23-03-2008, 09:01 PM
Dalton

Quote:

Originally Posted by buad hai

I'm game, what do you suggest?

Next time I'm in Korat, I'll go and visit you, and you wont know it in advance, that way you dont have time to get worried about it, so if you really are game then pm me your address.
23-03-2008, 09:12 PM
buad hai

^Done. See you soon.
23-03-2008, 09:15 PM
Dalton

^ Recieved :) See ya soon.
24-03-2008, 02:35 AM
Spin

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsicar

texpat proved his thai language and writing skills by accepting a challenge from tsicar to translate and write the word "clitorus" in tha

Ah ya, he can read it, write it, but can he find it?:)
24-03-2008, 02:57 AM
Jet Gorgon

Quote:

Originally Posted by buad hai

I have absolutely no trouble meeting women.

Excellent! I'll gather up Lady Hawk, NR, and Momo. We're coming over.:)
24-03-2008, 03:00 AM
dirtydog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spin

but can he find it?

it's that long dangly bit at the back of their throats, everyone knows that :)
24-03-2008, 03:02 AM
dirtydog

^American women are proof of this, thats why they eat so much and become obese, it's purely for sexual satisfaction :)
24-03-2008, 04:30 AM
English Noodles

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^American women are proof of this, thats why they eat so much and become obese, it's purely for sexual satisfaction

No, American women are the reason you have gay men:)
24-03-2008, 07:14 AM
Butterfly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalton

Chinthee... Does the name Vito from the Soprano series tell you anything...

Priceless !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by buad hai

Of course it's not normal. You think I can find an English speaking shrink here in Korat who's familiar with treating Social Anxiety Disorder? Even if I could, think I could afford to pay for it?

I met you once in Nana, by proxy
24-03-2008, 07:27 AM
chinthee

[quote=Butterfly;572343]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalton

Chinthee... Does the name Vito from the Soprano series tell you anything...

Priceless !!!

Just what I always wanted to be compared to: a murdering, closeted gay mafioso who dies with a pool stick shoved up his ass....:p
24-03-2008, 07:39 AM
MeMock

This is chintee?

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/03/635.jpg
24-03-2008, 08:03 AM
chinthee

Some of the others in attendance:

Texpat:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/03/636.jpg

Marmite:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/03/637.jpg

Dalton:

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/03/638.jpg

Davearn (true story):rofl::

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
24-03-2008, 08:09 AM
kingwilly

wow - can anyone summarize the last 6 pages, my attention span wont last that long to try reading it all...
24-03-2008, 08:28 AM
zipcode

^ everyone had fun; BH wants to have more fun; Dalton has a blowjob fixation.
24-03-2008, 08:29 AM
zipcode

^ and something about a clitoris, tsicar, and a serving wench.
24-03-2008, 08:30 AM
kingwilly

Quote:

Originally Posted by zipcode

something about a clitoris, tsicar, and a serving wench.

oh really!?

i always miss the fun...

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